We are currently vacationing and came across this on the way to a waterfall on via private forest. Came across this warning and was wondering if the owner is trying to say that if we piss somewhere here, he will cut our balls? 🤣🤔 My daughter and wife thinks so and asked not to try 😜
by XanderCage84
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Given his graphic design “work”, I would take that threat very seriously. It’s one step above using cut out letters from the newspaper.
I’m guessing this is in southern Bavaria or Austria?
Seems the landowner has had problems with people littering and polluting the place. The text at the top reads: “Willst du keine Schweindl sehen, sollst du hier nicht weitergehen,” which roughly translates as: “If you don’t want to see any litter-bugs, don’t go any further.”
The usual colloquial German word for the testicles is “Eier” = “eggs”, so yes: this does mean “If you do these things, I’ll cut your balls off.”
Looks like the landowner took [a (humorous) sign](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/LZ8AAOSwmahk9a-i/s-l1200.jpg) and “enhanced” it with a bunch of clip arts that escaped from 1996.
Means the landowner thinks they’re being funny. Look at the humerous poop emoji they added. You can tell they chuckled to themselves while creating this masterpiece
The sign actually works by creating massive cringeness so you have to retreat from your evil plan to dump waste and feces in this area