It’s one of these: https://www.menkind.co.uk/arse-face-towel
That’s the arse towel, you know, so you can’t see the stains. Do you not have one?
FECK
Let’s hope it was brown when they bought it.
Absolute unit of a satellite dish.
arse towel. you dont want to mix arse and face
“Then there’s the towels. White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…”
“…You’ll find the red for pubic hair!”
Bit weird taking pictures of people laundry drying in the garden mate.
Maybe there’s a nal on the other side? 😏
An open bbq on a rainy day. I’ve never felt such British camaraderie.
I don’t think they wear the towels.
From Slovakia’s premier towel manufacturer
I wonder if they have one that says feck.
Who the fuck taught these people how to hang washing out?!
It’s a classic combination; the arse towel, the MASSIVE satellite dish, the overgrown garden, bbq next to the road and left open, and to top it all off, the candle bridge.
Oh and is that a screwdriver poking out the brickwork?
Damn you from the hood boy
Why have they got one of these Christmas candle lights things out still. It’s almost June FFS.
My Bose quiet comfort 2 headphones appear in my list of Bluetooth devices as Arse.
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It’s one of these: https://www.menkind.co.uk/arse-face-towel
That’s the arse towel, you know, so you can’t see the stains. Do you not have one?
FECK
Let’s hope it was brown when they bought it.
Absolute unit of a satellite dish.
arse towel. you dont want to mix arse and face
“Then there’s the towels. White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…”
“…You’ll find the red for pubic hair!”
Bit weird taking pictures of people laundry drying in the garden mate.
Maybe there’s a nal on the other side? 😏
An open bbq on a rainy day. I’ve never felt such British camaraderie.
I don’t think they wear the towels.
From Slovakia’s premier towel manufacturer
I wonder if they have one that says feck.
Who the fuck taught these people how to hang washing out?!
It’s a classic combination; the arse towel, the MASSIVE satellite dish, the overgrown garden, bbq next to the road and left open, and to top it all off, the candle bridge.
Oh and is that a screwdriver poking out the brickwork?
Damn you from the hood boy
Why have they got one of these Christmas candle lights things out still. It’s almost June FFS.
My Bose quiet comfort 2 headphones appear in my list of Bluetooth devices as Arse.
Council house chic