I have a confession to make: I’m actually 1/4 German by Cubelock Tags:2 Western Europe 4u2WesternEurope4uEurope 23 comments 1/4 German 3/4 Shrek Swamp Ogre My condolences. ( for bein 3/4 not german ) My condolonces. (for being 4/4 not finnish) Could be worse, I’m like 1/8 french. My condolences for not being a descendant of the men who first sailed the world and had the first global empire. My condolences. (for Bavaria not going united with Austro-Hungary) Someone in your family collaborated with ze Germans! I am actually 1/4 Dutch 1/4 german? Which grandma did it with a nazi? I’m from all around spain B) (half extremeñan, quarter castillian [no idea which one] and quarter valencian) Are we all going American mode by identifying with our parents’ ethnic origins instead of what’s written on our id card? …I’m 1/2 Finnish and 1/8 French btw. u/savevideo Damnit, oma was German. According to American rules, I am now 1/4 German as well.  I’m 1/4 Indonesian. And one of my Ancestors 200-300 Years ago was from France that’s where my family name comes from. Good, you’ll be next. Congratulations, it means shit Well, I’m probably inbred I give you Credit that its Not the Erika Song Nobody is perfect! I’m only 31/32 Prussian and 1/32 Austrian. My grandma was Dutch Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian – that makes me one quarter-lesbian I can’t express how sorry I am for you that you are 3/4 Dutch Time for Heim Ins Reich My grandpa got a heart attack. Thank you Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
My condolences for not being a descendant of the men who first sailed the world and had the first global empire.
I’m from all around spain B) (half extremeñan, quarter castillian [no idea which one] and quarter valencian)
Are we all going American mode by identifying with our parents’ ethnic origins instead of what’s written on our id card? …I’m 1/2 Finnish and 1/8 French btw.
Damnit, oma was German. According to American rules, I am now 1/4 German as well. 
I’m 1/4 Indonesian. And one of my Ancestors 200-300 Years ago was from France that’s where my family name comes from.
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1/4 German 3/4 Shrek Swamp Ogre
My condolences. ( for bein 3/4 not german )
My condolonces. (for being 4/4 not finnish)
Could be worse,
I’m like 1/8 french.
My condolences for not being a descendant of the men who first sailed the world and had the first global empire.
My condolences. (for Bavaria not going united with Austro-Hungary)
Someone in your family collaborated with ze Germans!
I am actually 1/4 Dutch
1/4 german? Which grandma did it with a nazi?
I’m from all around spain B) (half extremeñan, quarter castillian [no idea which one] and quarter valencian)
Are we all going American mode by identifying with our parents’ ethnic origins instead of what’s written on our id card?
…I’m 1/2 Finnish and 1/8 French btw.
u/savevideo
Damnit, oma was German. According to American rules, I am now 1/4 German as well.

I’m 1/4 Indonesian. And one of my Ancestors 200-300 Years ago was from France that’s where my family name comes from.
Good, you’ll be next.
Congratulations, it means shit
Well, I’m probably inbred
I give you Credit that its Not the Erika Song
Nobody is perfect! I’m only 31/32 Prussian and 1/32 Austrian.
My grandma was Dutch Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian – that makes me one quarter-lesbian
I can’t express how sorry I am for you that you are 3/4 Dutch
Time for Heim Ins Reich
My grandpa got a heart attack. Thank you