we love you all and hate you all the same, that’s family !
Go with the cute ones… So the uhh shit fuck they both have cuties in them…
Edit: No, join US, African-arab brother! (Algeria, Tunisia and Morocco were part of mainland France, while other half of Africa are their colonies).
Solution: the Occitans and pseudo-Basques (Gascony) declare indipendence to join PIGS and the Frankish get Île de France and northwards.
Reasoning:
– former demonstrate a victim complex and a complementary superiority complex, claim their culture is superior to mainline French culture (two thirds of Occitan poetry is anonymous), colonised by former colonies, the only people who go there want to have sex with the locals
– latter are stuck-up pricks who think they’re better than anyone else (the southernmost place they’ve ever been to is Nantes), rival Southeners in racist remarks per sentence (.01% are of actual Frankish origin), dialects are unintelligible gibberish.
Actually, I’d prefer to go with Caribbean countries
Pigs can have em.
Far left vs far right basically
Modern France is 100% the consequence of the Franks invading the romans lands. There is no latin left in you but the language. Go with the nordics, go with your blood. Be happy.
Mother from Dunkirk, father from southwest, which one should I betray?
We would be the only true economy for pigs and the only true pinacle of culture for frankish. We would be such an asset for both teams that they don’t want to have us for rivals. Better be alone than in bad company
Wrong, french one and belgium one should be blacks
In reality whe don’t fight about who gets france, we fight about who has to take france.
The three horsemen of the Apocalypse:
France trying to decide between PIGS and Frankoids
Greece trying to decide between Balkans and Westoids
Turkey trying to decide between Europe and Asia
lol, like France is on the same level as any of you guys !
France created every single one of you and because France isn’t proud of any of you, she will certainly not pick sides which could make you think otherwise !
Grow up and become relevant, than we’ll talk.
Shouldn’t there be Celts as well?
Should be easy for them:
Join the Latin side first -> learn the Italian ways -> switch to the Frank side (-> and back and repeat whenever it seem advantageous)
We are Celts. Those two groups are invader 1 and invader 2.
School taught us we were Celts “Nos ancêtres les Celtes”
Femboy discussion
franks = cringe
frisians = based
french = 🤮
Come we cook better
France ate the wrong mushrooms
You always have the celts
This was clearly made by a frog neither side want them
Moselle and Eslass join germanic countries.
Britany joins Ireland.
The rest joins latin Europe.
Join us, former Celtic brother.
Why would we pick when our entire culture is built on not choosing between the two ?
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Reestablish Vichy France and let it join the South, the rest will join the North. Problem solved.
No no it’s ok! Pick the other side Pierre…
Pick a side so you could win an eurovision session, for once !
“Frankish brother” Only if you accept that Karl der Große is german
https://preview.redd.it/89aimqeiis2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5236932cefffc9eaf20e6186735033f875101aff
Do you really think we are barbarians ?
we love you all and hate you all the same, that’s family !
Go with the cute ones… So the uhh shit fuck they both have cuties in them…
Edit: No, join US, African-arab brother! (Algeria, Tunisia and Morocco were part of mainland France, while other half of Africa are their colonies).
Solution: the Occitans and pseudo-Basques (Gascony) declare indipendence to join PIGS and the Frankish get Île de France and northwards.
Reasoning:
– former demonstrate a victim complex and a complementary superiority complex, claim their culture is superior to mainline French culture (two thirds of Occitan poetry is anonymous), colonised by former colonies, the only people who go there want to have sex with the locals
– latter are stuck-up pricks who think they’re better than anyone else (the southernmost place they’ve ever been to is Nantes), rival Southeners in racist remarks per sentence (.01% are of actual Frankish origin), dialects are unintelligible gibberish.
Actually, I’d prefer to go with Caribbean countries
Pigs can have em.
Far left vs far right basically
Modern France is 100% the consequence of the Franks invading the romans lands. There is no latin left in you but the language. Go with the nordics, go with your blood. Be happy.
Mother from Dunkirk, father from southwest, which one should I betray?
We would be the only true economy for pigs and the only true pinacle of culture for frankish. We would be such an asset for both teams that they don’t want to have us for rivals. Better be alone than in bad company
Imagine having to pick a side, couldn’t be me
https://preview.redd.it/o7v48decrs2d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728a564fc1a5660be76b8089d5946e7ac23243cd
Wrong, french one and belgium one should be blacks
In reality whe don’t fight about who gets france, we fight about who has to take france.
The three horsemen of the Apocalypse:
France trying to decide between PIGS and Frankoids
Greece trying to decide between Balkans and Westoids
Turkey trying to decide between Europe and Asia
lol, like France is on the same level as any of you guys !
France created every single one of you and because France isn’t proud of any of you, she will certainly not pick sides which could make you think otherwise !
Grow up and become relevant, than we’ll talk.
Shouldn’t there be Celts as well?
Should be easy for them:
Join the Latin side first -> learn the Italian ways -> switch to the Frank side (-> and back and repeat whenever it seem advantageous)
We are Celts. Those two groups are invader 1 and invader 2.
School taught us we were Celts “Nos ancêtres les Celtes”
Femboy discussion
franks = cringe
frisians = based
french = 🤮
Come we cook better
France ate the wrong mushrooms
You always have the celts
This was clearly made by a frog neither side want them
Moselle and Eslass join germanic countries.
Britany joins Ireland.
The rest joins latin Europe.
Join us, former Celtic brother.
Why would we pick when our entire culture is built on not choosing between the two ?
https://preview.redd.it/y4m8da170t2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68d2f9f6580a339755bac839c52dbff62a0bf42c
Keep him??? My God only a shithole like sweden would be glad to have France in his squad
Join Britain for top tier banter.
Fuck you, We are all of you at once. That’s what makes us superior. One to rule you all.
French are Franks, so they’re Germans
thuth is we belong in FUK..
for constantly fucking up the whole world together, ourselves included.
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