I wonder how well that ”no junk mail” sticker works.
‘somewhere in Portsmouth’ why didn’t that surprise me? I’m guessing north part of Portsea Island.
Do you know if they want any junk mail?
That doesn’t look like any knockers I’ve seen before.
We also live in Portsmouth. We have a Ring doorbell that’s lit up, but people often just knock quietly. It’s frustrating because we live in a three story house and our offices are on the top floor. We can’t hear knocking from there unless it’s really loud. Why won’t they ring the fucking doorbell?!
Tempting to shove a weeks worth of Junk Mail thru the door…you know…for laughs.
Don’t think one is enough – need a good pair of knockers to really get people’s attention
(sorry 😅)
For those ald arses like me, whenever I see something like this I’m reminded of the tiswas spin off OTT, where it had a part with a semi nude buxom beauty with a pair of door knockers covering her knockers, with the voice over of girls with big knockers, I’ll get my coat…..
Back in the 80s (I think) when Simon Groom was presenting Blue Peter, they did a piece about old church door knockers. Mr Groom started the next piece by exclaiming, “What a lovely pair of knockers!”. Classic Blue Peter, really.
Edit: first one here. Beautiful rather than lovely.
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I wonder how well that ”no junk mail” sticker works.
‘somewhere in Portsmouth’ why didn’t that surprise me? I’m guessing north part of Portsea Island.
Do you know if they want any junk mail?
That doesn’t look like any knockers I’ve seen before.
We also live in Portsmouth. We have a Ring doorbell that’s lit up, but people often just knock quietly. It’s frustrating because we live in a three story house and our offices are on the top floor. We can’t hear knocking from there unless it’s really loud. Why won’t they ring the fucking doorbell?!
Tempting to shove a weeks worth of Junk Mail thru the door…you know…for laughs.
Don’t think one is enough – need a good pair of knockers to really get people’s attention
(sorry 😅)
For those ald arses like me, whenever I see something like this I’m reminded of the tiswas spin off OTT, where it had a part with a semi nude buxom beauty with a pair of door knockers covering her knockers, with the voice over of girls with big knockers, I’ll get my coat…..
Back in the 80s (I think) when Simon Groom was presenting Blue Peter, they did a piece about old church door knockers. Mr Groom started the next piece by exclaiming, “What a lovely pair of knockers!”. Classic Blue Peter, really.
Edit: first one here. Beautiful rather than lovely.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3xMvLoQzs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3xMvLoQzs)