News in a few weeks: Russians learn to storm Ukrainian positions using City Scooters
This gets more *Mad Max* with every 10K Ruzzian casualties!
Putin demands his meat waves die much faster and so they speed race to their doom.
Alternate headline: Russians running out of armored vehicles, resorting to motorcycles
Glorious liberators attack with motorcylce so save many rubles! Decadent Westoids and puppet Ukraine too weak, they are rely many on tank!
Waiting for them to switch to bicycles soon just like their tanks
Alternative headlines might question whether Russia is running out of proper gear.
On the other hand their strategy for some time seems to just get enough meat close to Ukrainian positions to overwhelm them. And tanks and BMPs often don’t fire a single shot and most of them are destroyed anyway.
If you don’t give a damn about your soldiers this might be a viable approach…
Next they gonna drive trucks with a dude who plays guitar during their attack
Time to tie cables up about head height in the trees
Bleed Max “Poper Meat Grinding”
Nothing stupid about this. Dealing with large numbers of motorcycles coming from all directions really fast is going to be hard. It’s a step up from sending meat on top of golf carts and BMPs to be taken out by a single drone. Disbursed personnel on fast motorcycles means FPV drones are no longer relevant as a first wave of defense, and neither is artillery. Also, motorcycles have a higher chance of getting through a minefield. This means that direct fire will be the only way to stop them, and that can only be done at close range, where the defender risks running out of ammo.
Ukraine just needs to line up 19 buses with a ramp in front, on all points of ingress. Maybe one-in-a-thousand Orcs will clear 18, but that 19th bus is sure to get even them.
I don’t understand how this would be effective. If they are spotted in field they are dead quicker than on foot. They wouldn’t be able to defend themself on the bike. And up high. 🤷
Time to string some wires at neck hight.
Honestly might not be as bad or stupid as it sounds
Motorcycles are agile, fast, quite, and very very competent in train.
Time for the steel clothesline to come out. Can’t wait for the videos.
Uhhh … The video shows Russian soldiers practicing this ‘innovative tactic’.
In the reality of the battlefield, these riders are hunted by FPV’s and turned into mincemeat.
Need a clothesline….
Time to spread caltrops
Cluster munitions solve this problem excellently.
Those poor motorcycles.
This will reduce their situational awareness as they speed towards unknown fortified positions. You can put a monkey behind the wheel of a Ferrari and they will go somewhere fast, but they will never see a checkered flag.
Time to stretch a bunch of piano wire at neck height methinks
What if you airdrop wooden stakes shaped like caltrops into the attack positions. Cheap, easy to mass produce, won’t clutter the earth for decades.
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This new season of Russian BMX sucks man.
News in a few weeks: Russians learn to storm Ukrainian positions using City Scooters
This gets more *Mad Max* with every 10K Ruzzian casualties!
Putin demands his meat waves die much faster and so they speed race to their doom.
Alternate headline: Russians running out of armored vehicles, resorting to motorcycles
Glorious liberators attack with motorcylce so save many rubles! Decadent Westoids and puppet Ukraine too weak, they are rely many on tank!
Waiting for them to switch to bicycles soon just like their tanks
Alternative headlines might question whether Russia is running out of proper gear.
On the other hand their strategy for some time seems to just get enough meat close to Ukrainian positions to overwhelm them. And tanks and BMPs often don’t fire a single shot and most of them are destroyed anyway.
If you don’t give a damn about your soldiers this might be a viable approach…
Next they gonna drive trucks with a dude who plays guitar during their attack
Time to tie cables up about head height in the trees
Bleed Max “Poper Meat Grinding”
Nothing stupid about this. Dealing with large numbers of motorcycles coming from all directions really fast is going to be hard. It’s a step up from sending meat on top of golf carts and BMPs to be taken out by a single drone. Disbursed personnel on fast motorcycles means FPV drones are no longer relevant as a first wave of defense, and neither is artillery. Also, motorcycles have a higher chance of getting through a minefield. This means that direct fire will be the only way to stop them, and that can only be done at close range, where the defender risks running out of ammo.
Ukraine just needs to line up 19 buses with a ramp in front, on all points of ingress. Maybe one-in-a-thousand Orcs will clear 18, but that 19th bus is sure to get even them.
I don’t understand how this would be effective. If they are spotted in field they are dead quicker than on foot. They wouldn’t be able to defend themself on the bike. And up high. 🤷
Time to string some wires at neck hight.
Honestly might not be as bad or stupid as it sounds
Motorcycles are agile, fast, quite, and very very competent in train.
Time for the steel clothesline to come out. Can’t wait for the videos.
Uhhh … The video shows Russian soldiers practicing this ‘innovative tactic’.
In the reality of the battlefield, these riders are hunted by FPV’s and turned into mincemeat.
Need a clothesline….
Time to spread caltrops
Cluster munitions solve this problem excellently.
Those poor motorcycles.
This will reduce their situational awareness as they speed towards unknown fortified positions. You can put a monkey behind the wheel of a Ferrari and they will go somewhere fast, but they will never see a checkered flag.
Time to stretch a bunch of piano wire at neck height methinks
What if you airdrop wooden stakes shaped like caltrops into the attack positions. Cheap, easy to mass produce, won’t clutter the earth for decades.