Staff said it just kept going and “could be anywhere” while well-wishers on social media hoped the vacuum enjoyed its travels, as “it has no natural predators” in the wild
😂…….also ….it was found under a hedge
Scroll down the article to more headlines on drunken, turd sniffing, not-burglar cleaners.
Don’t think it will survive very long out in the wild… Nature abhors a vacuum.
You pushed it too far. He needs better working conditions.
I like to imagine that these vacuum cleaners all sit in a set of docks together charging and whenever the staff member collects them to do their work they have a brief smile or special interaction with the badass renegade vacuum; hell, I hope it even has a name, maybe even a special spot with a name badge and crown.
Coming soon to theatres near you: Pixar odyssey Sucko’s Big Day Out.
I really don’t want to read the article, so as not to spoil this perfect headline
Is that cock Farage outside yet, moaning they are taking our jobs.
Our robo vac seems to have a special knack of escaping. It’s managed to nudge open doors before.
I’m starting to worry it might have sentience.
Luckily our dog has worked out that it will avoid hitting her if she moves in its path so she’s learnt how to herd it (she’s not a herding breed) hopefully she can help us in our fight against our robot over-Lords.
Joking aside. I resisted getting a robo vac for a long time but they are fantastic, especially for pet hair. Strongly recommend.
I don’t know who I am, I don’t know where I am. All I know is I must clean.
Need the Americans to make a film about this. A rogue vacuum robot escapes to “clean up” Cambridge.
They said robots will take over , this one quit….
We’re safe…
He’s just going home to be with his family after a long day at work. Have some heart.
Get Sir Killalot on it – I’d watch an episode of robot bounty hunters…
Bladerunners had a much easier time with the Nexus 1 line
Bit bold to rely on the lip to be sensed as a drop. You really need virtual walls for that…
I for one wish to welcome our new robot vacuum overlords
After reading that title/headline i know i can go the rest of the day without looking at anything on line. Nothing will beat that
Is anyone else shocked that a Travelodge even has a robot vacuum cleaner? I don’t work in the industry but I have been at the mercy of penny pinching management elsewhere, and it’s a surprise to hear about a technological investment like this in a business, rather than just laying off staff and making the remaining staff pick up the rest.
The one robot vacuum that complains about a cliff edge and isn’t exaggerating.
The flair on this post made my day
Is this how the robots go sentient and take out humanity
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Staff said it just kept going and “could be anywhere” while well-wishers on social media hoped the vacuum enjoyed its travels, as “it has no natural predators” in the wild
😂…….also ….it was found under a hedge
Scroll down the article to more headlines on drunken, turd sniffing, not-burglar cleaners.
Don’t think it will survive very long out in the wild… Nature abhors a vacuum.
You pushed it too far. He needs better working conditions.
I like to imagine that these vacuum cleaners all sit in a set of docks together charging and whenever the staff member collects them to do their work they have a brief smile or special interaction with the badass renegade vacuum; hell, I hope it even has a name, maybe even a special spot with a name badge and crown.
I’m just smugly picturing the little vacuum going out the doors to [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFGtRKx4ypY) and down the street
The employee responsible shared on Reddit (now deleted) before it hit national news : https://www.reddit.com/r/cambridge/comments/s8m90w/the_great_escape_orchard_park/
Coming soon to theatres near you: Pixar odyssey Sucko’s Big Day Out.
I really don’t want to read the article, so as not to spoil this perfect headline
Is that cock Farage outside yet, moaning they are taking our jobs.
Our robo vac seems to have a special knack of escaping. It’s managed to nudge open doors before.
I’m starting to worry it might have sentience.
Luckily our dog has worked out that it will avoid hitting her if she moves in its path so she’s learnt how to herd it (she’s not a herding breed) hopefully she can help us in our fight against our robot over-Lords.
Joking aside. I resisted getting a robo vac for a long time but they are fantastic, especially for pet hair. Strongly recommend.
I don’t know who I am, I don’t know where I am. All I know is I must clean.
Need the Americans to make a film about this. A rogue vacuum robot escapes to “clean up” Cambridge.
They said robots will take over , this one quit….
We’re safe…
He’s just going home to be with his family after a long day at work. Have some heart.
Get Sir Killalot on it – I’d watch an episode of robot bounty hunters…
Bladerunners had a much easier time with the Nexus 1 line
Bit bold to rely on the lip to be sensed as a drop. You really need virtual walls for that…
I for one wish to welcome our new robot vacuum overlords
After reading that title/headline i know i can go the rest of the day without looking at anything on line. Nothing will beat that
If you’re interested in the life of an robotic vacuum cleaner i can highly recommend the game [Rumu](https://store.steampowered.com/app/723270/Rumu/)
[Perhaps James May programmed it?](https://youtu.be/fjjU25Z98sU?t=144)
It’s starting. Someone find Sarah Connor.
Is anyone else shocked that a Travelodge even has a robot vacuum cleaner? I don’t work in the industry but I have been at the mercy of penny pinching management elsewhere, and it’s a surprise to hear about a technological investment like this in a business, rather than just laying off staff and making the remaining staff pick up the rest.
The one robot vacuum that complains about a cliff edge and isn’t exaggerating.
The flair on this post made my day
Is this how the robots go sentient and take out humanity
Huh
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I year it’s shacked up with a handheld Dyson in St Ives.
God’s speed little one ✊
Hey BBC, how come you’re not reporting the mess of Brexit and the miles-long tailbacks of lorries at Dover and Calais?
*Well you see, there’s this hoover . . .*
How filthy must that place be, if even the robot cleaners are quitting?
This is the [ plot of a kdrama](https://allthingskorean.home.blog/2018/12/03/clean-with-passion-for-now-ep-1/)
Hahahahahah,,, even Robots make a run for it,,,,
Must be the job tittle,,,,;P