Jesse Eisenberg Applies for Polish Citizenship: “It Makes Me Feel Connected to Something”

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1. pierogies and kielbasa?

2. No take backsies, Poland.

3. [removed]

4. Krakow is an awesome town.

5. The Polish delegation, hereby drafts, Jessie Rosenberg, infuriating the vinklevoss twin actors.

6. Poland is clutch.

7. Wait do people hate him. He seems like a good guy who generally keeps to himself

8. Poland and Hungary, two countries that didn’t buy into Merkels virtue signaling…

9. He’s sensing a Trump win.

10. That’s cool….but who cares

11. My neighbor is polish, he threw yard trimmings into my lawn just 3 months after I moved in. I still have the video footage. When I confronted him, he lied about his intentions. I’ve always treated him with respect even after that though. Now he mows my lawn because he just enjoys it. Think I’ll try the pierogi festival with him this year 🤷🏽.

12. Seems like kind of a dumb move to do at this point. Couldn’t Poland draft him from that if they get in the war?

13. I thought this was the breaking bad actor for a sec.

14. Oh no, an actor is going to have dual citizenship in the country his family is from. Oh no. I bet if this was a story about some Irish actor getting Irish citizenship no one would have anything bad to say.

15. Hey, I’d want to get the fuck out too, I get it.