Also the Sw*ss built so many underground fallout shelter that in case of a nuclear holocaust they could have reclaimed the whole planet for themselves
Leave the rich mountain people alone!
I agree, swiss together with the dutch are the living proof that money/gold distance yourself from humanity.
How can we summon Smaug?
Wow wow wow ! Hold on, this isn’t accurrate at all !
The gold should be covered in blood.
Oh, I almost forgot Swiss “cuisine”.
British cooking gets a lot of stick but Swiss…
Manages to combine the very worst parts of German French and Italian cooking to produce something that manages the miracle of being both unhealthy *and* unappetising.
A friend had (god knows why!) a Swiss cookbook. Every single dish was either meat cooked in cheese sauce or cheese cooked in meat sauce served with stodge.
Name me the Swiss PM, President (whatever they actually have) without Googling it.
See?! No one has ever fucking heard of him, exactly like the mafia….. and Belgium
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Hear me out on this please.
Although JK Rowling and the filmmakers have been accused of a Jewish trope, I think that’s unfair.
These shady characters are clearly Swiss.
Goblins of Gringotts = Gnomes of Zurich
Obsessed with money and secrecy: check
Store gold and stolen artefacts in underground vaults: check
Happy to provide banking services to people who are literally evil: check
Lacking in any contribution to culture: check
I could go on…
But I’ll leave that to you.
Agreed, let the hate flow!
Sincerely,
― Gringotts Wizarding Bank
https://i.redd.it/7yl5xbfl863d1.gif
“The Swiss”. Yeah sure.
Nothing to see here.
Leave us alone !
Tolkien took inspiration for the Hobbits and the Shire in Switzerland. I’d say he was accurate.
My uncle ~~Bilbo~~ Milo does have a treasure that he hides in the basement…
https://preview.redd.it/f1p9olzm963d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ef8b8d6de44cbd2a467c0059c76ecc703281f3
Also the Sw*ss built so many underground fallout shelter that in case of a nuclear holocaust they could have reclaimed the whole planet for themselves
Leave the rich mountain people alone!
I agree, swiss together with the dutch are the living proof that money/gold distance yourself from humanity.
How can we summon Smaug?
Wow wow wow ! Hold on, this isn’t accurrate at all !
The gold should be covered in blood.
Oh, I almost forgot Swiss “cuisine”.
British cooking gets a lot of stick but Swiss…
Manages to combine the very worst parts of German French and Italian cooking to produce something that manages the miracle of being both unhealthy *and* unappetising.
A friend had (god knows why!) a Swiss cookbook. Every single dish was either meat cooked in cheese sauce or cheese cooked in meat sauce served with stodge.
Name me the Swiss PM, President (whatever they actually have) without Googling it.
See?! No one has ever fucking heard of him, exactly like the mafia….. and Belgium
The Swiss right now:
This image could be a swiss or a [redacted]
Why would someone hate his personal banker?
A little fake country made by rats for rats.