Panicked Russia Is Now Telling Reluctant Soldiers They Will Be Resurrected

https://www.thedailybeast.com/panicked-russia-is-now-telling-reluctant-soldiers-they-will-be-resurrected

by newzee1

19 comments

  1. No paywall: [https://archive.ph/F5Ohu](https://archive.ph/F5Ohu)

    There’s gonna be a lot of disappointed Russian soldiers when they realize that after they get resurrected… they’re still Russian.

  2. The resurrection thing raises a lot of questions. Can the Russian government clawback death benefits? Can the resurrected be conscripted? I could go on.

  3. If I were russian I’d be more woried that even death isn’t a release from Russia

  4. Next up: there will be 21 virgins waiting for you comrade.

  7. Russia invented the respawn point and the instant Med-Kit

  9. Starring Foma Kruiz in “Live, Bylat, Repeat”

  10. These candy colored clowns can spin anything they want to. The still gonna lose.

  11. If it weren’t for all the death and suffering, this would be the funniest war.

  13. Some chieftains of indigenous tribes used this same strategy…

    unfortunately it made the warriors a little too brave…

    Spoiler Alert: they were NOT resurrected.

  15. Oh, good, so no need for another mobilization round. And Ukraine will help em meet Jesus.

  16. Next month they’ll say that they are going to get 33 virgins serving vodka.

  17. Resurrected Russian soldier: “Ah shit, here we go again!”

  18. >Ukraine’s Armed Forces estimate that the Russian military has suffered 451,730 casualties in the course of war, which includes deaths and injuries.

    Accrrding to the website [minusrus.com](http://minusrus.com) Russia has lost 503,800, but also cite a figure of 1,511,400 wounded, which implies the 503,800 is the figure for dead Russians. I wonder where they get their figures from, it seems ridiculously high to me.

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