That’ll look nice on the mantlepiece Gertrude by spyalien Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 19 comments You don’t want a fossilized elephant sphincter in your home? Looks like an elephant’s anus That man will literally sell arses to anyone only £7 too. bargain It looks like a charred pomeranian Looks like my dogs arse r/dontputyourdickinthat Didn’t Jim Carrey squeeze his way outta one of those back in the 90s? Pucker Gertrude? I think we need to collectively update our ‘old people’ names That reminds me, I need to moisturise my butt hole Will Gwyneth Paltrow ever stop! The number of people intimately knowledgeable on what an elephant’s anus looks like on this sub is exactly why I’m here. Fissures. “Found this at the store, it reminded me of you.” I like it ASSDA The graynus. Everything reminds me of him Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
The number of people intimately knowledgeable on what an elephant’s anus looks like on this sub is exactly why I’m here.
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You don’t want a fossilized elephant sphincter in your home?
Looks like an elephant’s anus
That man will literally sell arses to anyone
only £7 too.
bargain
It looks like a charred pomeranian
Looks like my dogs arse
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Didn’t Jim Carrey squeeze his way outta one of those back in the 90s?
Pucker
Gertrude?
I think we need to collectively update our ‘old people’ names
That reminds me, I need to moisturise my butt hole
Will Gwyneth Paltrow ever stop!
The number of people intimately knowledgeable on what an elephant’s anus looks like on this sub is exactly why I’m here.
Fissures.
“Found this at the store, it reminded me of you.”
I like it
ASSDA
The graynus.
Everything reminds me of him