No More ‘Teflon’ Don: Kimmel Revels in Trump’s Conviction

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1. I know Kimmel bashing Trump is expected, but I do think Kimmel’s earned this win as Trump’s #1 hater. He’s been waiting 9 years for this.

   >The late-night comedian took a moment to speculate on what Trump’s punishment could be, with a sentencing date set for July 11. “Will the judge send him to Rikers Island?” Kimmel mused. “Will he get probation? Maybe they’ll put him under house arrest. Oh man, for Melania, a double whammy with cheese is what that is.”

   >For Kimmel, one option stood out clearly above the rest: apparently Trump might be sentenced to community service. “The judge could make him pick up trash along the side of the road. No joke, I vote for that. I mean, that is a beautiful image. Imagine Trump with a hefty bag, picking up ketchup packets with one of those grabber pole things. A big truck goes by, blows that cotton candy hair flap to the other side of his head.”

2. From Teflon to Velcro

3. By the way that things are going,Donald Trump himself,not his own son,might wind up losing big time.

   It’s just that all U.S. citizens along with The U.S. Government can’t have what happened on January Sixth,2021 A.D. happening again. And you all do know what day that was,don’t you???!!!

4. Yes! By all means, sentence him to trash pick up. Let’s all watch as trash picks up trash.