Pedro: “No more tourism!”…pero…

by NonSumQualisEram-

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  1. Don’t worry. According to americanised european leftists Palestine is the most queer friendly, trans-feminist positive, socialist society on earth, they’ll fit right in.

  2. Good luck getting an asylum claim signed off when Pedro’s working hours are: 404 page not found

  3. NO, FUCK NO

    If that happens I’m not even waiting until I’m done studying, I’m leaving instantly, for the first non schengen country that will fucking take me. (Which all things considered would probably be Israel if we’re talking about permanent residence)

  4. At least you won’t have to deal with drunk Barries when you become Al-Andalus 2

  5. Good job Spain. You take 50% and Ireland the other 50%, the 2 countries with the most idiotic foreign policies, so we have a problem less.

  6. Just give them some useless area (Cuenca?) and make than *New Palestine.*

    2 state solution!

  7. Hey, it worked out for Lebanon! That’s why other Arab countries are so keen to do the same.

  8. Oh thanks a lot pedro, giving them a way into schengen…. even other arabs are not fond of palestinians.

  9. *In 1992 Denmark took 321 Palestinian asylum seekers, and the statistic from the government itself came in  2019*

    * *Of the 321 who were given asylum 270 are still residing in Denmark, meaning the rest either left or are dead.*
    * *Of the 321, 204 (64%) have received a serious fine or jail time for crime, with 71 of them being given jail time. (Definition is fine of 1500+ DKK, traffic law excluded.)*
    * *A very large proportion of them are receiving some kind of welfare especially the “early pension” (førtidspension) usually given to people with severe physical or mental issues (e.g. handicapped), but also used for immigrants who are basically useless on the job market for whatever reason.*
    * *Of their 999 children, so far 34% are convicted for serious crime and some large chunk are already on welfare.*

    Imagine with 2 million. Good luck Pedro!

  10. Uhhh.

    Barry? You remember our agreement, right?

    Do you mind helping a brother out eventually?

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  11. Makes our brazilions of brazilians look heavenly by comparison.

  12. We just broke up a barry brawl in a beach, so I guess they are similarly abled.

  13. I expect 0 percent of Hamas terrorists in that bunch. good job

  14. I think they all fit pretty comfortably in Barcelona, that place is ruined already anyways

  15. Where’s the Cid? I bet if we mount that carcass on a horse it will still win a battle or two

  16. Listen, about that Schengen, I don’t think we want in anymore…

  17. We will stop them in Tours fellow Europeans. Spain has fallen but we will not!

  18. Have fun with all the engineers and doctors, Pedro!

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