They’re going the wrong way about this immigration stuff 🤦
Personally, I think we ought to roll out all he pomp and ceremony having someone like Brian Cox kneel before the king in Westminster Abbey and declare it on live TV.
The king should then ask his Prime minister ‘is it so?’
Followed by ‘Yes, your majesty’
Then the king should ask the Archbishop of Westminster followed by ‘is it so?’
Followed by ‘Yes, your majesty’
Before finally the king asks the mayor of London ‘is it so?’
Followed by ‘yes, your majesty’
Then after fanfare the king should rise and proclaim a bank holiday without beer duty
Didn’t we prove the existence of alien life when Michael Gove came into the public eye?
Someone from government has been to Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds Musical live show, haven’t they?
Don’t need to. They are already here with more coming over the English Channel on the boats.
If they’re being contacted by the Tories, do you really think they’ll answer?
They’ve already been here for decades and they already know about them
What happens when you combine the summer recess with an election campaign.
The Tories are desperate to replace their quitting MPs and need to find a lifeform that doesn’t think they’re a bunch of cunts.
Need to keep up mass immigration from somewhere after the whole world has already moved here I guess 🤷♂️
Have they checked the tories because they live on another planet
Hope that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space, ’cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth.
Thanks Eric.
Well, looking at some of the Tories now, they really do seem to be from another planet.
I see the post-Brexit trade deals aren’t going terribly well…
Can we just roll out the worlds biggest help sign in every language and hope they understand?
Tories already thinking:
“Stop the UFOs!”
“Illegal aliens taking British jobs!”
Money would be better spent on finding missing humans.
Let’s focus on getting intelligent life in the Houses of Parliament before we try to find it elsewhere, hm?
I for one welcome our new Reaper and or Combine overlords.
“including announcing the find to the public”
Surely NASA or whoever finds life will do this before the Government?
Liz Truss is on TV all the time guys what more evidence do you need?
I don’t understand why the UK is planning how it would announce such a discovery when the UK has no seat at this table… It would likely be the US that discovers alien life either through Mars sample return, a biosignature from JWST, or with Europa Clipper. In which case it would be the US that announces it.
Look in the house of commons. There’s no way those fuckers in there are human
Should try looking for intelligent life in Westminster first!
Good to know they’re spending time thinking about the important issues.
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They’re going the wrong way about this immigration stuff 🤦
Personally, I think we ought to roll out all he pomp and ceremony having someone like Brian Cox kneel before the king in Westminster Abbey and declare it on live TV.
The king should then ask his Prime minister ‘is it so?’
Followed by ‘Yes, your majesty’
Then the king should ask the Archbishop of Westminster followed by ‘is it so?’
Followed by ‘Yes, your majesty’
Before finally the king asks the mayor of London ‘is it so?’
Followed by ‘yes, your majesty’
Then after fanfare the king should rise and proclaim a bank holiday without beer duty
Didn’t we prove the existence of alien life when Michael Gove came into the public eye?
Someone from government has been to Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds Musical live show, haven’t they?
Don’t need to. They are already here with more coming over the English Channel on the boats.
If they’re being contacted by the Tories, do you really think they’ll answer?
They’ve already been here for decades and they already know about them
What happens when you combine the summer recess with an election campaign.
The Tories are desperate to replace their quitting MPs and need to find a lifeform that doesn’t think they’re a bunch of cunts.
Need to keep up mass immigration from somewhere after the whole world has already moved here I guess 🤷♂️
Have they checked the tories because they live on another planet
Hope that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space, ’cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth.
Thanks Eric.
Well, looking at some of the Tories now, they really do seem to be from another planet.
I see the post-Brexit trade deals aren’t going terribly well…
Can we just roll out the worlds biggest help sign in every language and hope they understand?
Tories already thinking:
“Stop the UFOs!”
“Illegal aliens taking British jobs!”
Money would be better spent on finding missing humans.
Let’s focus on getting intelligent life in the Houses of Parliament before we try to find it elsewhere, hm?
I for one welcome our new Reaper and or Combine overlords.
“including announcing the find to the public”
Surely NASA or whoever finds life will do this before the Government?
Liz Truss is on TV all the time guys what more evidence do you need?
I don’t understand why the UK is planning how it would announce such a discovery when the UK has no seat at this table… It would likely be the US that discovers alien life either through Mars sample return, a biosignature from JWST, or with Europa Clipper. In which case it would be the US that announces it.
Look in the house of commons. There’s no way those fuckers in there are human
Should try looking for intelligent life in Westminster first!
Good to know they’re spending time thinking about the important issues.