No wonder it takes so fucking long… I just tap my card and off I go in 3 seconds.
Very calm and reasonable behaviour. Dont they have card payments?
L’immancabile “ma vaffanculo” dopo che ti dice “arrivederci”
Screaming “STAI ZITTA” at a machine
Just italian things (that I do daily)
Imagine having road tolls… Sucks to suck
Toll booth machine after I’m done paying: “Grazie e arrivederci!”
Me: “To màre putàna!”
By the way, cash payments at motorway toll barriers should be outlawed IMHO
These are a nightmare. First time using those I didn’t know what to expect. I drove on the rightmost lane and had to go all the way to the left because as it turned out the lanes on the right were for those little black boxes Italians can get to make the process easier. As a tourist wanting to pay with credit card I had to use the leftmost lane. Just had to swerve across 7 lanes on the highway. And then payment wouldn’t go through so I had to argue with some guy on the speaker while a cue was forming behind me. Adventure in Luigi World.
This is why I got a telepass for driving in Europe. I’m fairly sure those machines have a wheel of misfortune spinning inside of them deciding what method of misfortune it’s going to bring on you.
But at least you look smug when you drive past a massive queue on the toll roads 😏
>€2.10 per aver fatto 4 chilometri
I felt that
thanks. I haven’t had such a good laugh in a while. LOL
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No wonder it takes so fucking long… I just tap my card and off I go in 3 seconds.
Very calm and reasonable behaviour. Dont they have card payments?
L’immancabile “ma vaffanculo” dopo che ti dice “arrivederci”
Screaming “STAI ZITTA” at a machine
Just italian things (that I do daily)
Imagine having road tolls… Sucks to suck
Toll booth machine after I’m done paying: “Grazie e arrivederci!”
Me: “To màre putàna!”
By the way, cash payments at motorway toll barriers should be outlawed IMHO
These are a nightmare. First time using those I didn’t know what to expect. I drove on the rightmost lane and had to go all the way to the left because as it turned out the lanes on the right were for those little black boxes Italians can get to make the process easier. As a tourist wanting to pay with credit card I had to use the leftmost lane. Just had to swerve across 7 lanes on the highway. And then payment wouldn’t go through so I had to argue with some guy on the speaker while a cue was forming behind me. Adventure in Luigi World.
This is why I got a telepass for driving in Europe. I’m fairly sure those machines have a wheel of misfortune spinning inside of them deciding what method of misfortune it’s going to bring on you.
But at least you look smug when you drive past a massive queue on the toll roads 😏
>€2.10 per aver fatto 4 chilometri
I felt that
thanks. I haven’t had such a good laugh in a while. LOL
Not even a single Madonna?