I visited a chemical company in Basel once, they explained they had a factory on the French side. All the waste water from the French site was pumped to Switzerland for treatment, then into the Rhine and back to France a few minutes later.
Natural borders ❤️
But how does the water go up to The Netherlands?
I thought it only went down…
Is the Rhine navigable all way from Switzerland to Rotterdam by raft?
That’s why Kölsch is also called Pisswasser
Does it taste like Rivella?
So you probably piss all day every day?
It all gets pumped up as drinking water for Basel
Silly Swiss. Water doesn’t flow upwards.
Merci Vilmal for trying to Give us our Gold back, but a golden shower is not what we meant,
Chunsch druus.
Be careful, turds can float upriver..
Don’t worry, we would never reciprocate by shitting on, over or in all your imported goods flowing through our ports!
Yeah right, hide the socks for the picture, keep them on during 43 degrees Celsius
Only way to protect a stream of freshwater from Nestlé’s greed!
where are your socks kurva!
Love your taste, keep it coming!
And the river flows to the Swiss beer factory, ready to sell to the French, German and Dutch…
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I do it even when nobody pisses me off
As it should be…
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Meanwhile in Germany
https://preview.redd.it/osmvyngssr3d1.png?width=625&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0485cc9314c53f63e96bd09088f9da99d961ea6
I visited a chemical company in Basel once, they explained they had a factory on the French side. All the waste water from the French site was pumped to Switzerland for treatment, then into the Rhine and back to France a few minutes later.
Natural borders ❤️
But how does the water go up to The Netherlands?
I thought it only went down…
Is the Rhine navigable all way from Switzerland to Rotterdam by raft?
That’s why Kölsch is also called Pisswasser
Does it taste like Rivella?
So you probably piss all day every day?
It all gets pumped up as drinking water for Basel
Silly Swiss. Water doesn’t flow upwards.
Merci Vilmal for trying to Give us our Gold back, but a golden shower is not what we meant,
Chunsch druus.
Be careful, turds can float upriver..
Don’t worry, we would never reciprocate by shitting on, over or in all your imported goods flowing through our ports!
Yeah right, hide the socks for the picture, keep them on during 43 degrees Celsius
Only way to protect a stream of freshwater from Nestlé’s greed!
where are your socks kurva!
Love your taste, keep it coming!
And the river flows to the Swiss beer factory, ready to sell to the French, German and Dutch…
🧠🧠 How clever!! 🧠🧠
https://preview.redd.it/utwlpvltns3d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53bbd434da3b04138d5c8ee72ebb652539b7639e
It is well known that Germans really hate piss, you definitely got us there…
This is how we get our Heineken
Based.
What did Liechtenstein ever do to you?!
**Let’s fucking go!!**
https://preview.redd.it/rr43dxihmu3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a6195ff3073dea9a58f2fe04a670b694f6f753
So that’s why Swiss spring water tastes salty, you need to get your water intake up, alpine homie.
I’ve never known a German to turn down free piss