Got given 120 Freddos by sweet friends following diagnosis of a medical condition. Can’t eat them because of that medical condition. Suggestions please

by RipplingSyrup

36 comments

  1. Lay a trail to lead an unwitting chocoholic into an entertaining but essentially harmless trap of some kind?

  3. I’m happy to arrange safe disposal…

    You could try giving them to a food bank, they can then throw some treats in for people.

  4. Melt them all down and make a giant Freddo. Then raise money for charity by asking people to guess the weight.

  5. Donate them for good karma/feel good fuzzies!

    Look out for a local tombola/raffle asking for prizes to. Or ask local scouts/brownies etc if they’d like them either as a gift/prize/tuck shop stock.

  6. That box of crème eggs is looking pretty dicey now ol’ Freddo the Fucking Tasty Frog has rocked up.

  7. Write free sweets on the side of your car and drive around slowly near a school.

  8. If it’s a terminal medical diagnosis I can think of worse ways to go than overdosing on freddos..

  9. Grate them into a bath. Fill bath with goats milk. Bathe in the chocolaty ooze. Regain lost youth. Take over Egypt.

  12. You could melt the chocolate and use it to make a chocolate sculpture. Or sell it online. Or better yet offer it to a charity, school, foodbank, etc.

  13. Give to your nearest children’s ward at the hospital

  16. My daughter needs gluten free food and can’t eat them because they are “may contain wheat” so we don’t buy them so I feel your pain

  17. Just hold on to them. They will only ever increase in value.

  19. Put one or two inside birthday/christmas cards of people you like but wouldn’t necessarily get a full on gift for – co workers etc

  20. Bribe your care staff(if you have them) or taxi drivers etc

  21. Eat them anyway. Assert dominance to the medical condition

  22. If that diagnosis is Type 1 diabetes, don’t worry, you’ll get to enjoy them if your sugar levels take you into hypo territory.

    If it’s a different diagnosis I’m probably not helpful to comment beyond how lucky you are to have such cool friends. Stay strong dude, you got this.

  23. Please let me help you out. I will eat them for you and tell you all about it. 😁

  24. Keep them for 10-25 years and sell them for £50 to undercut corner shops / Amazon locals.

  26. I suggest you get new friends, and pass the current friends on to me

  27. Take them to the local children’s hospital ward maybe

  29. Food bank, you’ll make a lot of people very happy

  35. I really hope it’s not diabetes, that would be quite cruel.
    Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery or good management of said condition.

  36. “Sorry to hear about your type 2 Diabetes… here’s 120 freddos to make you feel better”

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