Burn the house down. Seriously, I’m gonna have nightmares, give me a plague of spiders before slugs
Jesus… put a warning on that 🤮
I came home one Christmas Eve and saw something like this on my doorstep. I picked it up and threw it as far as I could down the garden.
Anyway the following Christmas, just after midnight, there was a knock on my door. I opened it and looked down, there was the slug. It said, “What did you do that for?”
What’s your cat called?
I honestly thought that was a rotting banana at first.
banana
These horrible buggers keep turning up on my kitchen floor, have to always remember to turn the light on if I go down in the night so I never have to experience stepping on one again. Absolutely no idea how they are getting in though?!
Fuck me, you need to call the Ghostbusters for that.
I’m 29 and doing a masters, said ‘going to the pictures’ and was instantly outed as ancient by the other students, like Mr Burns pretending to be a 3rd grader
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I’d have walked to the nearest shop to get salt. Fuck that.
That looks like a leopard slug.
What film did you see?
C A T
Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring
[Banana Slug!](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r27nr4/ring_ring_ring_banana_phone_an_old_classic_from/)
I’m so glad you called it the pictures
That’s a dying British term
Burn the house down. Seriously, I’m gonna have nightmares, give me a plague of spiders before slugs
Jesus… put a warning on that 🤮
I came home one Christmas Eve and saw something like this on my doorstep. I picked it up and threw it as far as I could down the garden.
Anyway the following Christmas, just after midnight, there was a knock on my door. I opened it and looked down, there was the slug. It said, “What did you do that for?”
What’s your cat called?
I honestly thought that was a rotting banana at first.
banana
These horrible buggers keep turning up on my kitchen floor, have to always remember to turn the light on if I go down in the night so I never have to experience stepping on one again. Absolutely no idea how they are getting in though?!
Don’t eat it…
[https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html)
Fuck me, you need to call the Ghostbusters for that.
I’m 29 and doing a masters, said ‘going to the pictures’ and was instantly outed as ancient by the other students, like Mr Burns pretending to be a 3rd grader
Forbidden gherkin.
I absolutely hate slugs, horrible bastards!
I love bananas
Your house and wife belongs to him now
Call him Gross Michael