Absolute Unit of a lad waiting for me after I came home from the pictures tonight

by firetruck12345

21 comments
  1. I’d have walked to the nearest shop to get salt. Fuck that.

  2. I’m so glad you called it the pictures 

    That’s a dying British term 

  3. Burn the house down. Seriously, I’m gonna have nightmares, give me a plague of spiders before slugs

  4. I came home one Christmas Eve and saw something like this on my doorstep. I picked it up and threw it as far as I could down the garden.

    Anyway the following Christmas, just after midnight, there was a knock on my door. I opened it and looked down, there was the slug. It said, “What did you do that for?”

  5. These horrible buggers keep turning up on my kitchen floor, have to always remember to turn the light on if I go down in the night so I never have to experience stepping on one again. Absolutely no idea how they are getting in though?!

  6. Fuck me, you need to call the Ghostbusters for that.

  7. I’m 29 and doing a masters, said ‘going to the pictures’ and was instantly outed as ancient by the other students, like Mr Burns pretending to be a 3rd grader

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