Michael Cohen Worries Trump Will Spill Secrets in Prison ‘for a Bag of Tuna’

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1. I’m guessing a can would be too small then….

2. This is why it’s important Trump be put in solitary confinement maximum security prison.

3. Bruh, all those state secrets are already compromised, like ffs, its in recordings and witnesses has said that he shows classified intel to random people.

   Everything that guy has ever touched should be considered compromised tbh

4. >“If America turns against him, he would rather see America burned to the ground,” Cohen said, adding that “this clown had four years of being debriefed on national security issues” and will get “debriefed again” if he becomes the Republican nominee.

   I mean, he isn’t wrong. I can definitely see Trump doing something epically stupid if he gets put into anything but solitary/ maximum security.

5. Now why would he think the man who tweeted classified information while he was president wouldn’t be able to keep a secret in a restricted environment where he was fighting to regain a sense of control and importance?

6. I’m just eating my popcorn watching this Real Life version of Arrested Development.

7. I think he’s done it for far less

8. Don’t be silly!
   The mans never eaten anything as healthy as tuna in his life

9. Probation seems more likely. With restrictions on travel, checking in with a parole officer, drug testing.

10. Bag?  A bag?

11. Hamberder, more likely.

12. wouldnt one have to actually remember secrets to spill them? think he had all those docs in merde-a-lago ’cause there was too much detail.

    im highly skeptical he gives a crap about anything but his own personal money.

13. He’s not wrong

14. He will not be imprisoned A large fine and community service orders would rub in the humiliation of conviction. Trump in orange overalls picking up trash from beside a freeway would suit me. Drivers could pelt him with half eaten hamburgers.

15. Florence Super Max. Only the best accommodations for MAGA man.

16. His nickname will be Tuna Breath.

17. So you’re saying one way ticket to Guantánamo Bay?

18. Hmmm, interesting way to spell adderall.

19. Good thing the 🏀💩 couldn’t remember sh*t correctly

20. most of the time i couldn’t give two shits what this scumbag thinks about anything at all… but he’s absolutely right about this!

21. He’s given our enemies more for less.

22. He’s going to be really mad when he finds out that prison doesn’t serve McDonalds “Fish Delight” sandwiches.

    https://www.foodandwine.com/news/trump-loves-mcdonald-s-menu-item-doesn-t-exist

23. My grandpa said there are two things you never eat: sushi from a gas station, and tuna from a bag in prison.

24. I would bet in the pretty unlikely outcome that he actually is sentenced to prison it will be in a specially designated facility with no real interaction with any other inmates

25. I think he’s suggesting to put him in solitary lol

26. Chicken of the CPAC

27. Here’s a compromise, we build a wall around his crappy resort and turn it into a prison

28. Better go to solitary confinement then

29. So then where should we put him?

30. He’ll use those secrets to buy his way into a nonextradition country.

31. He needs a special prison where he slips into dementia in a VR world believing he is the president again. The TV rights alone would be priceless

32. Solitary confinement you say? Fair enough.

33. Yeah, all secrets were either up for auction or accidentally given away the moment he had access the first time.

34. lol, he’ll have no way to tweet his ridiculous lies. Unless he decides to give out “souvenirs”

35. Yeah maybe his ex friend Barr will come and visit

36. Is “bag of tuna” a phrase people use?