You’re starting something that won’t be over until the fat lady sings
Forgot someone?
The british are not offended
No
Am all for Kalmar Union 2.0, but if Germany is to join, I want them to follow Nordic rule.
I mean the biggest issue might be that Germany is prohibited by contract from uniting with Austria. We’d have to put up with the rest of the Allied nation that this contract was signed with to get them to allow us to enter a union like that.
Sweden
What about Faroese Islands and the UK?
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass flag you got, you’d get some Germanic unification supporters. Oh, better yet, maybe the UK will call your dog ass if she ever stops fucking with those Anglosphere countries she fucking with
My lawyer has advised me to not continue this quote
A super khalifat in other words.
Just get rid of the germans and the Icelandic people, and I’m all for it!
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Classic Swede to be the German bootlicker.
Stalin.
asked by a Mohammed
Well, the Germans gave it their best shot in the 1940s. Wasn’t really a success.
https://preview.redd.it/9vofza6xr54d1.png?width=701&format=png&auto=webp&s=b319789f0640bc6c1308dacc340339b3d1f2606d
We are just too different. Ask your Skandi bros and Finnland if they want to join you. If they fall for it then you all can live of Norways oil money.
The rest of Europe would go bankrupt in 2 minutes
Gotcha, I’ll see what I can do
Well, I guess that 20% of our landmass missing is one of the problems
Would.
Norway being a coward and not joining our beautiful union
Don’t ask us. I think some German/Austrian guy proposed that years ago.
Idk. Maybe some document signed in Vienna by some dudes in the 50’s?
Add Finland, the Baltics, Flanders ( maybe German parts of Belgium too)and Luxemburg. Maybe a bit less Germanic, but way more complete.
The Allies
First we need to invade Poland
How dare you add Meänmaa and Ruija to your shite germanic broterhood? Get to fuck
You didn’t like it the last time we tried
Hurry up and invent interstellar travel, and then do white flight (literally, heh) like Americans do. Can’t catch us if we’re ten light years away!
And Hamburg would be the capital! What a glorious country
What’s stopping us? I don’t know, probably the Potsdam Agreement
The lack of a strong leader I guess
Hans you promised to stop doing this, remember?
You forgot us
What should our flag be?
Hatred for Piefke.
Too overpowered.
Technically [English is also a Germanic language](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Germanic_languages), so yes please. It’d be nice for them to leave instead of us, less friction that way
Okay, but no shenanigans this time.

You’re starting something that won’t be over until the fat lady sings
Forgot someone?
The british are not offended
No
Am all for Kalmar Union 2.0, but if Germany is to join, I want them to follow Nordic rule.
I mean the biggest issue might be that Germany is prohibited by contract from uniting with Austria. We’d have to put up with the rest of the Allied nation that this contract was signed with to get them to allow us to enter a union like that.
Sweden
What about Faroese Islands and the UK?
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass flag you got, you’d get some Germanic unification supporters. Oh, better yet, maybe the UK will call your dog ass if she ever stops fucking with those Anglosphere countries she fucking with
My lawyer has advised me to not continue this quote
A super khalifat in other words.
Just get rid of the germans and the Icelandic people, and I’m all for it!
https://preview.redd.it/4d2wr065864d1.png?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd488b97307113b1c6d02352bbc8a24113ea5b10
Can we, PIGS, create our own union too?
Only if Denmark gets the capital and flag choice and superiority
the danish
Western Switzerland
Uniting nations peacefully should be encouraged imo. Europe is too scattered to be efficient
United under the colors of Islam 🤓