Germanic Brothers And Sisters, What Is Stopping Us From Uniting?

by Spokogon

46 comments
  1. Well, the Germans gave it their best shot in the 1940s. Wasn’t really a success.

  2. We are just too different. Ask your Skandi bros and Finnland if they want to join you. If they fall for it then you all can live of Norways oil money. 

  3. Well, I guess that 20% of our landmass missing is one of the problems

  4. Norway being a coward and not joining our beautiful union

  5. Don’t ask us. I think some German/Austrian guy proposed that years ago.

  6. Idk. Maybe some document signed in Vienna by some dudes in the 50’s?

  7. Add Finland, the Baltics, Flanders ( maybe German parts of Belgium too)and Luxemburg. Maybe a bit less Germanic, but way more complete.

  8. How dare you add Meänmaa and Ruija to your shite germanic broterhood? Get to fuck

  9. Hurry up and invent interstellar travel, and then do white flight (literally, heh) like Americans do. Can’t catch us if we’re ten light years away!

  10. And Hamburg would be the capital! What a glorious country

  11. What’s stopping us? I don’t know, probably the Potsdam Agreement

  12. ![gif](giphy|Sj849PXscHpmw)

    You’re starting something that won’t be over until the fat lady sings

  13. Am all for Kalmar Union 2.0, but if Germany is to join, I want them to follow Nordic rule.

  14. I mean the biggest issue might be that Germany is prohibited by contract from uniting with Austria. We’d have to put up with the rest of the Allied nation that this contract was signed with to get them to allow us to enter a union like that.

  15. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass flag you got, you’d get some Germanic unification supporters. Oh, better yet, maybe the UK will call your dog ass if she ever stops fucking with those Anglosphere countries she fucking with

    My lawyer has advised me to not continue this quote

  16. Just get rid of the germans and the Icelandic people, and I’m all for it!

  17. Only if Denmark gets the capital and flag choice and superiority

  18. Uniting nations peacefully should be encouraged imo. Europe is too scattered to be efficient

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