POV: it’s 1492 and you are a Conquistador



by endzon

30 comments

  1. I suddenly have an urge to discover gold for my king and creampie Indigenous girls

  2. looks like pocahontas tho.

    this is more a POV of portugeezers in Macao.

    ![gif](giphy|12fegBdilUKCRy)

  3. Pedro, are you telling me you could have bring those back in Europe, but instead you have given us potato from your adventures ?

  5. I would risk a couple of months in the ocean on a shity wooden boat for that

  6. That thing in her belly button must be an ancient form of body adornment

  7. Man, my (great)^15 grandfather was so lucky… 😭😭

  8. She looks way too old for Pedro (yes the “r” is silent).

  14. Wish we were part of this, Juan.

    ![gif](giphy|SSF70KZ7zatmLLAYxV|downsized)

  19. “You gotta find the route to the indigenous booty”

    — Vasco da Gama, probably

  20. Can’t put it in a museum therefore not interested

  23. 500 years later exactly the opposite happens, it is Brazilian men who come to Portugal and Portuguese women prefer them to Portuguese men, the irony…

  25. i don’t blame the spaniards, they did ~~almost~~ nothing wrong

  26. Only plausible explanation as to motivate men to risk scurvy and dysentery.

  27. And you have just been months and months on a ship with only men.

    Imagine the reaction.

  29. 🇳🇱

    I don’t get it, what’s here to trade. Is that tree worth something? Why is that inlander in the way?

  30. I know I’m gonna get so much flak for this…

    When I was in Uni, I dated a Colombian that I used to lovingly call my little “tiraflecha” (arrow chucker).

    She, at first, hated it. But eventually she got into it and she wanted to role play that angle.

    So it is certainly a kink that goes both ways.

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