
Nordkorea kündigt nach Aufschrei Südkoreas an, keine mit Müll gefüllten Ballons mehr zu versenden
https://www.yahoo.com/news/north-korea-says-stop-sending-215730450.html

Nordkorea kündigt nach Aufschrei Südkoreas an, keine mit Müll gefüllten Ballons mehr zu versenden
https://www.yahoo.com/news/north-korea-says-stop-sending-215730450.html
33 comments
Thanks, Satan.
So the whole thing was just a “Look at me!” from NK?
Any rivers that flow south to north?
Time to plumb a new sewer line to return the favour?
They should retaliate with “common sense” pamphlets
Their most advanced weaponry countered by the word Please.
Makes sense.
Time to launch the stink bombs, or use a spy satellite and every time dear leader takes a stroll outside start blaring tuba like [this](https://youtu.be/vjetHZtehNQ?si=h1viIxcRZmSrL9wQ).
So what kind of balloons will it be sending now?
Any chance this could lead to a potential health risk? Some diseases spread through fluids
it just dawned on me that maybe best korea’s original idea was to send pamphlets of their own in like-retaliation, but they then looked at how expensive pamphlets were (relative to them – apparently even plastic soda bottles can be a luxury item there) and decided to just send over what they had on hand.
Send hygiene promotion
Send cleanup bills to Dear Leader Kim though he will ignore it I’m sure.
How genteele of them
Kim fatty the third is back at it again!
Desensitize them by sending trash this time. Next time it won’t be trash.
Perhaps next time they should ask first. /s
Just because south was going to trunk up the music again on the border.
Bitterly. South was planning on getting those speakers turned on.
Kim Jong Un is a balloonatic!
I wonder.
Now this is weird, but has anyone run tests on the poop to try to analyze diet/
Disease/ virus/ health conditions of the poop being flown in?
I remember reading a while back, maybe it was made up, about their chairman’s poop being fished out of toilets when he travels so people couldn’t do just that.
Would be interesting to see the living conditions viewed from such samples.
“I told em it means peace among worlds”
A B-2 Spirit stealth bomber has a payload of 18000kg and (according to the American Statistical Association) a fully laden tampon (Tampax Pearl) is 12g. Meaning we could drop 1.5 million used tampons on Pyongyang. They would be unlikely to be able to respond as they do not have feminine hygiene products in North Korea. I believe this is the correct response.
Because their people are starving, they are running out of shit to send over.
21 bum salute.
What a garbage war
I saw two shooting stars last night
I wished on them , but they were only balloons of shite .
NK just pulled off a crazy ex sending you chains of texts to make sure they are seen and given attention to.
Bro its just a prank
hey, notice us. hey, notice us. hey, notice us.
what?
nothing, lol.
What a time to be alive
They should retaliate with video of what life is like in the western free world.
That may cause the revolution he fears
North Korea has become China’s weirdest primate zoo apperently
Send the shit back with more shit. Compounded interest for your bullshit.
South Korea should bomb them with pamphlets with pictures all over the world to let them know what a shitty country and leader they have.
This is the same Reddit that cheers on(and so do I) people who put their neighbor’s dog’s shit that is being allowed to shit on their property in places like the front seat of their car, their porch, etc.
I understand that North Korea is an evil dictatorship, I understand their people are horribly oppressed, but if your neighboring country’s people were dropping a bunch of garbage(and let’s be real; leaflets that are blatantly oppositional to the country’s government they’re being sent to is effectively garbage) on your country all the time, you’d feel compelled to return serve.
I understand South Korea the nation isn’t doing this, and I understand that it’s been banned and then unbanned because it was deemed unconstitutional to ban. But that’s simultaneously not North Korea the nation’s problem.
I support South Koreans trying to inform their oppressed neighbors and hopefully, eventually, North Korea not being run by some dipshit dictator, but I genuinely don’t get how you can really condemn North Korea specifically for this behavior. You throw garbage on my property *for years* and it doesn’t stop, I’m returning serve.
North Korea’s public statement wasn’t wrong: it costs them resources, manpower, and time to clean that shit up. And they’re not letting their people read it no matter badly we want them to.