> Wake up
> Read the news “No school shootings”
> Decide to get a train to Europe, I f*cking love trains.
> Arrive in Europe, decide to get coffee.
> Coffee arrives, it’s fresh and won’t kill me.
> Go explore museums, mfw: their history is my countries history.
> Find a cosy resturant for dinner. Tip the waiter/waitress because good food and service.
> Get train home to Britain
> Lifeisgood.exe
Wake up, still Northern but treated like Southeast scum located in Western Balkans.
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Wake up
Sun of my face
€1 coffee outside of beautiful 1,000 year old cathedral
€4 pack of cigarettes
children playing in the street, people walking enjoying their day
Life is good
Thank God I’m not American
Except for the day we went loopy, and decided to leave…
Even some Americans going abroad to Europe don’t want to go back to America 😂
Wake up
Go on street
All Germans are elderly people
Most kids are afghans or Arabs
Maybe 10 people speaking German
Streets are full of garbage and stink
Wait at red light
Moroccan skips it and does a burnout with his AMG Mercedes S-Class
Average Ruhrgebiet experience
Alexa, play Ode to Joy

everyday, every morning, I thank god I’m from Europe
https://preview.redd.it/hamjs3bdtc4d1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=accf6d538ec4ade6e4e3e8fb9fd4a69da4f92c2b
Commence with the circle jerk
Ah that explains it, I’m not on the continent.
>Wake up
>Identity crisis
🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
> Wake up
> Read the news “No school shootings”
> Decide to get a train to Europe, I f*cking love trains.
> Arrive in Europe, decide to get coffee.
> Coffee arrives, it’s fresh and won’t kill me.
> Go explore museums, mfw: their history is my countries history.
> Find a cosy resturant for dinner. Tip the waiter/waitress because good food and service.
> Get train home to Britain
> Lifeisgood.exe
Wake up, still Northern but treated like Southeast scum located in Western Balkans.