Clacton voters given historic opportunity to tell Nigel Farage to shove it up his hoop

Clacton voters given historic opportunity to tell Nigel Farage to shove it up his hoop



by topotaul

24 comments

  2. Clackton will welcome Farrage with open arms unfortunately

  3. If he manages to balls this up it would be funnier than the rest of his electoral losses combined.

  4. Top notch journalism you’ve linked to there. Professional, unbiased, and definitely not written by 13 year olds.

  5. So, Mr Garage, what exactly can you do for Jaywick?

    I’ll leave the autofuckrekt.

  6. We were given that chance in 2016 and gave him the biggest victory he could’ve possibly imagined

    Never really able to forgive or forget the country buying into this Jingoistic snake oil salesman.

  7. Some of my ancestors came from Clacton. I hope I’m not embarrassed on July 5rh.

  8. Having spent time in Bude, Brighton, Blackpool and others, the various seaside towns that have failed to make the most of being in some of the best land in the country, before moaning about how life is so terrible and its other peoples fault, should move inland and let the rest of us have a go. If the towns above can do it, bloody Clacton only has itself to blame for failure.

  9. Trumps a busted flush and now he wants to be one too.

  10. Alas, voters are dumbasses and will vote for this asshole.

  11. I still propose we get a Middle Eastern comedian to play ‘Faisal Naraj’, the original character upon which Nigel Farage is based. A Muslim cleric with ‘deep concerns’ about the amount of infidels and white people clogging up the arteries of Kabul.

    I just think that when you have a parody version of Faisal showing up on the BBC every 5 minutes, it’s a good idea to let people see the man himself.

    Or maybe the original Faisal could be played by an actor, with a team of comedians writing the material. I think you’d have to include Omid Jalili and Joe Lycett, right off the bat.

  12. Remember how Clacton felt the EU was out to get them?

    Mate, the EU couldn’t find Clacton on a map.

  13. It’s the only seat where Labour voters should probably tactically vote Conservative.

  15. It seems that very few people on social media know the reality of the electorate of Clacton.

    Clacton voted in the first UKIP MP ever! They love Farage!

  16. The pond life ringing in to LBC this afty were illuminating to say the least

  17. Yknow, the “Make Britain Great Again” slogan thing really does make me wonder if the Reform lot do genuinely think the “great” in “Great Britain” means really, really, really good.

  18. Come on Clacton. Nige is your man.

    We love you Nigel, we do…

  21. If the people of Clacton want a hard working MP who will fight to improve their local community and deeply cares about their issues, Farage ain’t it. Good luck to them if they decide otherwise. He’s a grifter and nothing more. The amount of air time the mainstream media have given this failed politician is staggering.

  22. I can’t believe I’m saying this but the labour supporters of Clacton need to vote Tory. It’s the only way to stop that slimy frog faced weasel from becoming an MP. Lord please forgive me.

  23. It would be great if he got elected but obviously seems unlikely. If we had PR he’d get a seat.

  24. It will be worth staying up to watch the frogfaced gonad die inside when he loses to whatever novelty candidate turns up.

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