Macron is way too busy handling the Mbappe transfer to go for a swim.
Only the Fr*nch would make the government spend more money because they spent the money.

Eh, fuck it, June 23 you say?
*Opens Ryanair website
You shit on Macron in the Seine because you want to protest
I shit on Macron in the Seine because he is Fr🐸nch
We are not the same
Even if you end up getting a negative balance of taxpayers’ money, these sorts of events are a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
It kinda reminds me of the World Youth Day that was hosted in Lisbon.
Seeing so many Catholics from all over the world in perfect communion gave Lisbon a new energy, and, despite being an atheist, it really touched the little Catholic boy in me.
And you can’t put a price on that.
May he die suffocating in our shit this cheap startup team leader granny fucker .
And his government with him
Sometimes I’m truly amazed by the French and their effort and ingenuity to find new ways to protest.
So Parisians would rather have a literal river of shit flowing through their city rather than host the Olympics?
Great move. I too would be pissed if this fucking event was in my country. What a hassle and waste of money
Frenchest shit I’ve ever heard.
Scatophilie
So proud 🥲
I mean, the fish do it.
Credit where credit is due: Pierre knows how to protest and we all can learn from it. Not too much though; I do not want to smell burning trash every day.
Pretty sure Macron will feel at home
Fake news. It is not Emmanuel Macron that will swim the 23rd but Hanne Hidalgo.
Everything else is true tho.🇫🇷
Gotta hand it to them, the French know how to protest.
Still not as full of shit as British rivers! Britannia rules the waves!
Pierre protesting, nothing to see here.
France vs rest of world since 1950 – Meh!
France vs France – Holy Shit it’s game time!
TBF, as a Parisian, it won’t make such a difference, Seine is already full of shit
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Pretty based tbh
So just another day in Paris then.
They’ll make the river cleaner then.
I despise these snail suckers, but I feel like Fr*nchies are the only ones telling their government hwo much they suck.
Credit where credit is due.
Honestly every other part I’ve seen in france looks like a third world country. This fits.
Fucking morons.
Indian migrants soon to arrive in Paris. Consider that task done
Taking the Bastille was much more epic as a resistance movement, Pierre.
I’m truly sad to say this, but to each their own… *French W*
Shit is organic, fishies will be happy, also any dutchie that might be swimming there
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Macron is way too busy handling the Mbappe transfer to go for a swim.
Only the Fr*nch would make the government spend more money because they spent the money.

Eh, fuck it, June 23 you say?
*Opens Ryanair website
You shit on Macron in the Seine because you want to protest
I shit on Macron in the Seine because he is Fr🐸nch
We are not the same
Even if you end up getting a negative balance of taxpayers’ money, these sorts of events are a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
It kinda reminds me of the World Youth Day that was hosted in Lisbon.
Seeing so many Catholics from all over the world in perfect communion gave Lisbon a new energy, and, despite being an atheist, it really touched the little Catholic boy in me.
And you can’t put a price on that.
May he die suffocating in our shit this cheap startup team leader granny fucker .
And his government with him
Sometimes I’m truly amazed by the French and their effort and ingenuity to find new ways to protest.
So Parisians would rather have a literal river of shit flowing through their city rather than host the Olympics?
Yeah checks out.
https://preview.redd.it/quetznlb7e4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fe6abbcf6fefb23da6d39af74a87d9197e8e470
Great move. I too would be pissed if this fucking event was in my country. What a hassle and waste of money
Frenchest shit I’ve ever heard.
Scatophilie
So proud 🥲
I mean, the fish do it.
Credit where credit is due: Pierre knows how to protest and we all can learn from it. Not too much though; I do not want to smell burning trash every day.
Pretty sure Macron will feel at home
Fake news. It is not Emmanuel Macron that will swim the 23rd but Hanne Hidalgo.
Everything else is true tho.🇫🇷
Gotta hand it to them, the French know how to protest.
Still not as full of shit as British rivers! Britannia rules the waves!
Pierre protesting, nothing to see here.
France vs rest of world since 1950 – Meh!
France vs France – Holy Shit it’s game time!
TBF, as a Parisian, it won’t make such a difference, Seine is already full of shit