Guess I'll be watching the fire extinguisher instead of the telly. by TheClnl Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 7 comments You staying at the Ritz? A fire extinguisher, wow!! Look at moneybags over here! Most of us can only afford to stay at hotels where the guests are expected to piss on fires King in the Castle, King in the Castle Written by AI. This is why we need actual humans to write these things. So if they’ve disabled the friendly rooms, your only option is to stay in a hostile room? So I’ve checked in, it’s actually not too bad. It’s clean and has a telly, kettle, all mod cons. One thing it doesn’t have is A FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER!! Instant one star review. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Look at moneybags over here! Most of us can only afford to stay at hotels where the guests are expected to piss on fires
So I’ve checked in, it’s actually not too bad. It’s clean and has a telly, kettle, all mod cons. One thing it doesn’t have is A FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER!! Instant one star review.
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You staying at the Ritz?
A fire extinguisher, wow!!
Look at moneybags over here!
Most of us can only afford to stay at hotels where the guests are expected to piss on fires
King in the Castle, King in the Castle
Written by AI. This is why we need actual humans to write these things.
So if they’ve disabled the friendly rooms, your only option is to stay in a hostile room?
So I’ve checked in, it’s actually not too bad.
It’s clean and has a telly, kettle, all mod cons.
One thing it doesn’t have is A FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!
Instant one star review.