Police warn fake perfume could contain ‘human urine’ as shopkeeper sentenced for selling £116k of counterfeit goods

6 comments

1. Do they just piss in it for fun or is there some kind of reason counterfeit perfume would have piss in it?

2. In some places, that might actually be a unique selling point… or a USPee😏

   (I’ll see myself out… )

3. Probably failed GCSE French and so started taking “Eau de toilette” a bit too literally.

4. > samples previously seized found poisonous chemicals, including cyanide, and even human urine

   Yeah…piss is the problem and headline grabbing thing here not the, you know…cyanide?

5. Ah, finally, that pheromone perfume has been investigated.

6. It’s called sex panther by odeon, they’ve done studies ya’know..