Are we not real?!?

by davewenos

40 comments
  1. If you spent less time in siesta maybe people would know about you

  2. We should tell them that Spain exists and People there speak Mexican.

  3. I guess I will disappear now. At least I won’t have to work and pay taxes anymore

  4. Spanishness is a spectrum, not a binary system. It goes from Guardiola (0) to Torrente (9).

  5. If they’re always on siesta, are they really there? Schrödinger’s Spaniard.

  6. This was Ibarretxes master plan all along. Just unmake Spain so we get independence.

  7. Reminds me of that chick in “90 Day Fiancé”, who took her Spanish fiancé to a Mexican restaurant so that she could learn more about his country’s cuisine.

    I wish I were making this up.

  8. Spanish people only exist to work in the Tourism industry

  9. Nah I’m pretty sure you’re all getting baited on this one.

  10. Actually, spanish language doesn’t exist. It’s called Castellano. Castellano, the language, is older than Spain, the country.

  11. Don’t laugh at this, I have neighbours that have the same thesis.

  12. thank god they aren’t real 🙏 (Olivença is back in the menu boys)

  13. Its sea all the way from Vilar Formoso to France.

    And thank god it is. Imagine if there was there a fake country filled with people that speak all diferent kinds of funny and hate each other.

  14. You are. I was in Madrid recently and there was a shit ton of you roaming around.

  15. Pepe is definitely real when he brings the cerveza in a frozen glass to my table

  16. Fellow Pedro, I said somewhere that I was spanish and someone said “you’re mexican too?!”. Same person said they were from illinois when asked where they were from. As we can see the american savages are not intelligent.

  17. How can people be so stupid. What happened to those poor people. Or did you guys just send your dumbest people to the colonys

  18. “Spanish” is a false identity created by Castillans to make everyone forget that they’re actually living in Castille.

  19. Omgg, do you donuts genuinely believe Spain is a real country?? Lmao.

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