Russian assault bike with a cope cage.



by ZeusBased

33 comments
  1. Just imagine being the idiot to ride it. It’s a 100% suïcide mission.

  2. Next they’ll add another set of wheels and design a permanent metal canopy around what we’ll call the two “axles” with wheels on each end. These futuristic “chassis” would be plated with metal/fiberglass panels of some sort and include the space for more than two rider*s*. In theory, they could even bolt something on the outside of the important bits to protect them more.

  3. This might actually be one of the stupidest things I’ve seen the Russians do. “Ok, boys…just weld the top of a golf cart to your bike and cover it with a tarp. The drones won’t be able to touch you. /s

  4. It literally makes a bigger target to set off fuse. We are indeed lucky they are so stupid.

  5. Just a couple years ago, these goofy f*kers were thought to be the “2nd Army in the World”….. I don’t know how they pulled that off.

  6. “Birdstrike this is Eyeball. Possible hostile at grid 3495 southbound on the MSR. Its a…. russian shopping cart wrapped in a camo net, i dont know. Over.”

  7. I don’t know man, this might be the dumbest fuckin thing I’ve seen in a while.

  8. Of course this doesn’t work.
    The Russians only need 16 bicycles welded together, 8by2 or 4by4, depending on the terrain, naturally.
    Those can be outfitted with cope cages, cammo nets and a giant AA gun.

    Of course these would be flanked by their midget squads on their big ass electric mini-scooters.
    I’m waiting…

  9. Isn’t this just increasing the hitbox for the drone?

  10. When will we see the American football Razzi army fatigues?

  11. I knew it was just a matter of time before we saw the moped-in-a-box assault.

  12. Of all the videos that are posted, why doesn’t this one get some dumb shit music to make it funnier???

  13. come on, just use tuktuks and get it over with. we already seen scooters, do we have combat wheelbarrows next?

  14. The only thing that will top that would be if the ruzzian troops started wearing Spaceballs-size helmets

  15. Too bad my dads dead he would have loved these Russian laurel and hardy skits

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