Count Binface to stand against Rishi Sunak in Richmond

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1. >Count Binface has revealed that he will stand in the general election, challenging the Prime Minister in “electoral combat” by gunning for his North Yorkshire constituency seat.
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   >In his podcast Trash Talk, Count Binface today (Friday, June 7) confirmed that he will be standing as a candidate in Richmond and Northallerton, which has been held by Rishi Sunak since 2015.
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   >Standing outside County Hall in Northallerton, Binface said he was taking on “the biggest fish of the lot” on July 4.
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   >He said: “I am gunning to become a member of parliament. If you know Binface, you know that I always take on the biggest fish of the lot (though, this time, I should add that the biggest is only meant figuratively).
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   >”I am here right now in Richmond and Northallerton, and I can announce that I will be taking on Prime Minister Rishi Sunak in electoral combat on July 4.
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   >”You shirked D-Day Rishi, you can’t miss the B-Day. That’r right. Binface vs Sunak is going to be Fury vs Usyk times a billion. Bring it on!”
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   >Binface recently stood in London Mayoral Elections, gaining 24,260 votes, just under 1 percent of the turnout. He came 11th in the contest, beating Britain First’s candidate.
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   >He describes himself as an intergalactic space warrior.
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   >The list of candidates is:
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   >Count Binface, of the Count Binface Party.
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   >Daniel Callaghan, of the Liberal Democrats.
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   >Lou Dickins, of the Workers Party.
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   >Kevin Foster, of the Green Party.
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   >Archibald Stanton, of the Monster Raving Loony Party.
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   >Rishi Sunak, of the Conservative Party.
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   >Lee Taylor, of Reform UK.
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   >Tom Wilson, of the Labour Party.

2. Imagine how iconic it would be if he loses his seat while surrounded by a load of wacky costumes and oversized rosettes.

3. There is no challenge too big or too dirty for count bin face