No sex, no immigrants: Texas GOP unveils 2024 legislative priorities

https://www.chron.com/politics/article/texas-gop-2024-priorities-19503582.php

42 comments

  2. This really ruins my plans for sex with immigrants.

    *Not my plan at all*

  3. Looking forward to their economy without migrants.

  4. Everything inside me wants to leave this state. The idea of Texas Homeland Security scares me. I’m white. I’m not afraid of expulsion. I’m afraid of being locked in as a woman.

  5. They actively fuck us while screaming no fucking. This seems like a non-consent kink.

  6. And somehow this isn’t the worst of it. Reading through the whole thing and all I can say is holy fuk that is some seriously off the rails shit. Texas is heading for the exit folks because it’s clear they really want to do their own thing.

  8. So when is Texas going to secede? Please do it. Become the 3rd world nation you were destined to be.

  10. I wouldn’t move there for all the tea in China, as my mother used to say. Spent a year there in the late 60’s. I still hate that state more than 50 years later.

  11. No sex is being replaced with rape.

    They will legalize rape.

  12. “#4 End Democrat chairs”

    Sure, let’s just completely ignore other people’s opinions that what we are elected to do…..

  15. Repubs have to pander to the unborn because once human beings are born they vote Democratic more often than not.

  16. The GQP is wholly and totally incapable of governing. Completely detached from reality. Taken by insane conspiracy theories and fascist undercurrents; the modern Republican Party has boiled down to extremist white Christian nationalism with a flair for terrorism.

  18. Texas really deserves to sleep in the bed they are making. If they keep voting to make it happen then I can’t really find any sympathy for em

  19. Republican margins have been shrinking in statewide elections since like 2014.

    Abbott won by 11 points in 2022, which was down from 13.3 points in 2018, which in turn was down from 20.4 points in 2014. Cornyn went from winning by 27.2 points in 2014 to only winning by 9.6 points in 2020. Cruz went from winning by 16 points in 2012 to only winning by 2.6 points in 2018. Tarrant County, the state’s third largest county, went blue in 2018 for the first time since 1964.

    Abbott’s margins in the suburbs have consistently shrunk every cycle since 2014. Here are some exit polls:
    2014: [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/2014/tx/governor/exitpoll/](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/2014/tx/governor/exitpoll/)
    Suburbs went 62% for Abbott.
    2018: [https://www.cnn.com/election/2018/exit-polls/texas](https://www.cnn.com/election/2018/exit-polls/texas)
    Suburbs went 59% for Abbott.
    2022: [https://www.cnn.com/election/2022/exit-polls/texas/governor/0](https://www.cnn.com/election/2022/exit-polls/texas/governor/0)
    Suburbs went 56% for Abbott.

    This platform and their platform about deciding statewide elections by county is proof that the Texas Republican Party has been in Panic Mode since Beto almost won in 2018.

  21. I wish all women would boycott dating or having sex with republicans. See how fast they react. Then again Abbott has weaponized rape so maybe they don’t care

  22. https://texasgop.org/2024-platform-and-legislative-priorities/

    2. Secure Texas Elections
    …
    – Closing party primaries for only registered Republicans.
    …

    4. No Democrat Chairs
    The Republican-controlled Texas Legislature shall end the practice of awarding committee chairmanships to Democrats and require all committees to be majority Republican.

    They are out of their mind.

  23. That sounds like a great time! Where do I sign up?? Seriously though, why are people like this?

  24. In Texas, immigrants make up 22% of the Texas labor force with 3.2 million immigrants working in Texas in 2022

  25. To sum it up:

    Old geezers with limp dicks telling their limp dick voters that sex and migration is bad because they all caught their wife with the mexican poolboy.

  27. Everything is bigger in Texas, including the A-holes.

  28. Everything’s bigger in Texas like:
    – how much denial these folks are in
    – electricity issues
    – social distrust and division
    – educational failings (even thought they’re the standard for the rest of the f*cking USA because the standards are so stringent that if you can pass it in Texas, you can elsewhere too.)

    I can go on.

  29. They just need to pull the trigger and fucking secede already if they just want to make up their draconian rules. Just rename it to the Spanish equivalent of Gilead and be done with it.

  30. Look like governor of TX is a small penis, erectile dysfunction insecure little guy

  31. The no porn shouldn’t be hard for them, they can’t even keep the lights on.

  32. Republicans really want a war, don’t they?

    They are so dumb, you can’t even explain to them what a war means. People just want to live decent, comfortable lives. Even the MAGAs who think they want war, really want decent, comfortable lives – and they will remember that the first day they go without air conditioning.

    I’m so Fucking sick of these fascist Fucks ruining our country.

  33. I guess sex with immigrants is out of the question. Thanks for ruining Bachata night, GOP.

  34. Next, he will ban rock music dancing like John Lithgow in Footloose.

  35. “Stop the sexualization of minors”

    They are talking about those beauty pageants for girls? The ones that seem to come from red states. Is that what they are talking about ?

  37. > stopping the sexualization of minors

    Does that mean they’re banning child beauty pageants and outlawing child marriage, right?

    …right?

  39. We got street tacos last night then got naked and listened to Los lobos. Guaranteed we had more fun than these crusty bastards.

  41. I encourage everyone to at least skim through the Texas GOP adopted platform. It’s 50 pages of bullet points and easy to read.

    It’s insane. No sex and no immigrants are just the tip of the iceberg. It also has no gays, no gay marriage, and it really wants to end regular divorce, too. And then it gets crazier.

    The GOP needs to be called out for what they have in this document, and rank and file Republicans should be called out on their support for this.

    You can read it here: https://convention.texasgop.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/2024-TEMPORARY-Platform-FINAL.pdf

    I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about this.

  42. Conservatives are the largest employers of undocumented workers by far. Farms and factories with fail without them.
    But yet they want them out.

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