Let’s start with Adam and Eve – how would anyone know as writing, paper, even language hadn’t been ‘invented’ back then.
So babies get cancer coz Adam was a prick back in the day? Good one, God. Really showed us.
Fair play, ‘If God be God’ is impressive use of the subjunctive mood, it’s just a shame their powers of reasoning aren’t as well honed as their command of grammar.
Well that’s cleared that up.
What do you call a male teabag?
A Hebrew.
Charlie from it’s always sunny has found himself a new idea
That gives me the He Be Jesus’s
A tier simpsons quote
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The original brain rot
God = universal origin quantum source code
Jesus = the sun
Omnipotent human shaped being = a fallacy
Bible = apocalyptic 12,000 year old metaphorical science book
Religion = a lie
People = stupid
They need to do away with instain diety who kill babby because babby cant frigt back.
After 40 years in a high demand religion, this thought gives me so much peace:
A good god wouldn’t be an asshole. A good god wouldn’t need my belief in them.
*Believe on the Lord*
*Christ is Risen*
Grammar doesn’t appear to be the strong point of Jeebusheads.
Whatever you might think of the content, the English is fine if a bit biblical/archaic.
God can’t end childhood cancer because he used up all his energy killing every man, woman, unborn child, and dog in a flood because reasons
“Hey, that one guy I made didnt do exactly as I say, now all 8 billion of you will suffer horrendously for his actions”.
God – probably
I’m a Christian and I must say this is leaflet is soooo bad, it doesn’t explain anything, and if anything it’s borderline offensive to people with cancer. Yeah let’s just blame Adam – problem solved
If god be god I feel bad for you son
All those things on that list are a result of disobedience in the first place, so ultimately who’s to blame? Jesus was sent since to take the pain, our pain, find and trust HIM and those questions will be answered personally by the creator HIMSELF!
Irony of the ironies: after centuries, foreigners trying to bring God back to the UK.
They’ve solved the problem of evil, don’t worry about the English.
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Urghh …
Let’s start with Adam and Eve – how would anyone know as writing, paper, even language hadn’t been ‘invented’ back then.
So babies get cancer coz Adam was a prick back in the day? Good one, God. Really showed us.
Fair play, ‘If God be God’ is impressive use of the subjunctive mood, it’s just a shame their powers of reasoning aren’t as well honed as their command of grammar.
Well that’s cleared that up.
What do you call a male teabag?
A Hebrew.
Charlie from it’s always sunny has found himself a new idea
That gives me the He Be Jesus’s
A tier simpsons quote
[removed]
The original brain rot
God = universal origin quantum source code
Jesus = the sun
Omnipotent human shaped being = a fallacy
Bible = apocalyptic 12,000 year old metaphorical science book
Religion = a lie
People = stupid
They need to do away with instain diety who kill babby because babby cant frigt back.
After 40 years in a high demand religion, this thought gives me so much peace:
A good god wouldn’t be an asshole. A good god wouldn’t need my belief in them.
*Believe on the Lord*
*Christ is Risen*
Grammar doesn’t appear to be the strong point of Jeebusheads.
Whatever you might think of the content, the English is fine if a bit biblical/archaic.
God can’t end childhood cancer because he used up all his energy killing every man, woman, unborn child, and dog in a flood because reasons
“Hey, that one guy I made didnt do exactly as I say, now all 8 billion of you will suffer horrendously for his actions”.
God – probably
I’m a Christian and I must say this is leaflet is soooo bad, it doesn’t explain anything, and if anything it’s borderline offensive to people with cancer. Yeah let’s just blame Adam – problem solved
If god be god I feel bad for you son
All those things on that list are a result of disobedience in the first place, so ultimately who’s to blame? Jesus was sent since to take the pain, our pain, find and trust HIM and those questions will be answered personally by the creator HIMSELF!
Irony of the ironies: after centuries, foreigners trying to bring God back to the UK.
They’ve solved the problem of evil, don’t worry about the English.