Peeked into my 18 year old sons “Saturday night” bag earlier, this is what I found….

by DECROMAX

40 comments
  1. Now be the awesome parent and add some condoms too!!

  2. Clearly spent time in a wetherspoons noting what the girls drink

  3. Uhh, what is he going to do with the Disaronno? Isn’t that a dessert drink? Can’t imagine taking shots of that.

    Mind you, I was 18 once upon a time…

  4. Needs a mixer, unless they’re going for the cocktail route.

  5. Disorano and Sourz, a lethal combination. What happened to a 6 pack of lager and half a bottle of vodka?

  6. Bless his stomach… I drank a pint of apple sourz when I was 18 and chundered green

  7. Scampi and Lemon NikNaks!
    Shame they’re not as strong as they were in the 80s/90s.

  8. Tell him instead of spending more on disaronno, he can get amaretto in Aldi for not much more than a fiver and it’s almost exactly the same. Ditto cactus jack for the sourz. He’ll have more money left over for a vape and a kebab.

  9. God, I miss the iron constitution of being 18.

    Now, just thinking about wine gives me reflux.

  10. Nothing teenaged boys like more that syrupy sweet Italian liqueur that tastes like cyanide.

  11. I do miss sourz, cherry was always my favourite 🙂

  12. It’s the blue carrier bag that sets it off. Local off licence/corner shop.

    Now I’m a boring adult it would be a reusable bag and lidl/aldi

    I feel old.

  13. Congratulations, his choice of scampi nik-naks is first class

  14. If your son wants to pull fish crisps and no chewing gum is not going to help!

  15. Where’s the Frosty Jack, MD 20/20 and Glenns Voddy 😂

  16. Green snacks, green drink, green face tomorrow from the almighty hangover that’ll cause

  17. I used to mix Amaretto and *Irn Bru.*

    Do not recommend.

  18. Definitely getting smelly fingers one way or another

  19. Oooh sourz! I used to just drink that stuff neat, maybe with a dash of lemonade if I felt fancy. Glad to see some things haven’t changed though

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