Want back in the EU, Barry? Not if Brevention has anything to say about it!

by taken_name_of_use

24 comments
  1. I’d say we could let them join. As 3 separate countries – I don’t assume Wales wanna be separate anymore – like England, Scotland and North Ireland, what could unite with normal Ireland. 😀

    Oh, and mandatory Euro usage, and no more privileges with everything, just because they robbed half the world, and named it an Empire. 😛

    Aside from jokes, I’d like them to come back, but no privileges, no exceptions, etc. Learn the lesson, and make a good example to anyone who wanna leave: it’s not without consequences. If it would be, everyone would just hop out and hop in, everytime their whims and fancies just want it.

  2. oh, UK, the world-famous trade pact negotiator…. I think their lasts ones turned out pretty good (for the other side).

    Let’s squeez them like an orange.

  3. Don’t talk to us about “punishment” upon rejoining the E.U, when we’re doing more than most of you to prop Ukraine up. We are an island on the other side of Europe. “Unity” is something missing on a fair few of you.

    There are 70 million of us, and most us have money to spend. By GDP we’re around the top 5. Our finance sector is world leading, as is our specialist tech manufacturing. We have a high trade service output and we maintain economic trust around the globe. We haven’t become Yugoslavia.

    I voted against Brexit. I’m disappointed that we voted to leave. But, I’m not convinced that we need to re-join / associate beyond the level of Norway.

  4. The EU is currently too right wing for the uk to join and it’s drifting further right by the day.

  5. People don’t understand all the British foreigners and refugees would eventually become European citizens as well. Think about it guys

  6. Honestly I hope we get back into the EU at some point.

    But I doubt it will happen until there is a critical point in the EU with regards to countries leaving or wanting to leave and they need our money and a big PR stunt of us coming back because “it was all a big mistake” to persuade the right leaning voters to change their minds.

    I.e it will only happen if the EU needs us as much or more than we need them. We’re stubborn motherfuckers in the end.

  7. The way you fuckers keep voting for the far right, I wouldn’t be surprised if within another 10 years Hugo Boss won’t be knocking out black military outfits with nice little skull and bones logos again.

    Why the fuck would we want to join that shitshow?

    And no, you can’t have our fish, fuck off.

  8. >Want back in the EU, Barry?

    For the last fucking time, NO.

  9. Brevention isn’t Scovention

    See you all in parliament on Monday

  10. Other Barrys getting mardy in the comments

    I’m just enjoying “Brevention”

  11. Makes perfect sense, what with all of us hating ourselves and eachother. Why on Earth would the EU want one of the world’s largest economies, a perminant member of the G7, and a permanent member of the UN security council back in? Madness. Keep us wallowing in our self-hatred. Simple as.

  12. Barry is never coming back unless things become dire for him. Because Barry is never going to get all those exceptions he had when EU was desperate to have UK.

  13. This thread feels less like banter and more serious which is not really what this sub is about.

  14. This is some weird reverse copium.

    Simply put, we don’t want back in. You’re like a jealous ex.

    When it comes to British people you guys are straight up xenophobic, it’s okay for whatever reason. The hypocrisy.

  15. It’s funny that you think the citizens of the EU would have absolutely any say in the matter…

  16. Putting aside there’s basically no political appetite here to rejoin right now and no major party is even speaking about it I don’t see the UK even considering attempting it for the next decade or so (if it ever does), who knows what the EU and the rest of the world looks like then? Right now it’s some weird hypothetical that’s so far off the radar it’s not even worth comment on.

    I say all this as someone who voted remain, but I’m also a pragmatist.

    But I guess that’s all a bit serious so in the spirit of the subreddit;

    As if any of us want back in your fruity little club and if we did it’d be up to them faceless Brussels bureaucrats that decide everything for you anyway 🖕

  17. I don’t want you’re stupid club anyway. I’ll make my own EU… with blackjack and hookers

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