Portugal seizes cocaine worth €200m from yacht in Atlantic Ocean

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  1. “Sergeant, there’s €1bn of cocaine on this yacht!”

    “Sgt Lemos reports €750m of cocaine, captain.”

    “Admiral, we’ve recovered €500m of cocaine.”

    “Prime Minister, I’m pleased to report that my men have found €300m worth of cocaine.”

    “Now, gentlemen of the press, settle down, settle down. I’ve called this press conference to announce that our forces have seized cocaine worth €250m from a yacht in the Atlantic Ocean.”

    “Wow, I can’t wait to tell my editor about the €200m of cocaine.”

  2. “This is a major blow to those who want to flood Europe with cocaine,”

    Well, obviously

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