Netflix are making a Carry On film but there’s something not quite right with it. Can we start a petition or something?

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1. It’ll be fine; he’s just yelled **”Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it infamy!”** before fleeing like that.

2. For those as [confused](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt21382296/) as me

3. FRYING TONIGHT!!!

4. I preferred the original title.

5. Open scene, a mysterious traveller (young Barbara Windsor) is going through security and being questioned by a young TSA agent (Sid James) –

   Sid – ‘I ‘ope your not trying to slip anything under my nose darlin”

   Babs – ‘Ooh, I bet you know all.about slipping things in places they don’t belong!’

   Sid – ‘Chance’d be a fine thing! We ‘ave to search everyone though, so I’ll give you a pat down.’

   Sid proceeds to pat down Babs, focusing on tits, then pinches her bum.

   Babs – ‘Oi! Cheeky!’

   Sid – ‘Just a routine inspection ma’am! Now, if you’ll take off anything metal and step into the x-ray machine please, love.’

   Babs take off her extensive jewellery and steps behind a classic cartoon-style x-ray screen we see a greyscale Babs in the underwear, and Sid flicks the switch.

   Babs – ‘Ooh ‘eck! I forgot about me underwire!

   There is a comical twanging sound, Babs’ bra flies up to the ceiling, and we see her tits on the x-ray screen.

   Sid – ‘Cor, you didn’t tell me you were smuggling a pair of jugs on board! Hyukhyukhyukhyukhyuk’

6. I was once a weak Man