These are confusing times, so we should explain each other who exactly we voted for. Sorted by number of votes

by Loner_Cat

31 comments
  1. Lega needed Putain photo too near the ham one

    although pretty accurate

  2. You forgot something very important about Lega:

    their leader also has never worked a single day in his life

  3. ‘nobody has worked a day in their life’ I see a pattern emerging with these clowns..

  4. AVS = Communism ? What are we even talking about? They are the average woke-libleft party based on the Greens in all other EU countries. They want mommy NATO, Immigrants in all of the country and they refuse to go smart with the nuclear energy like France did

  5. I googled “giorgia meloni election posters”, and I’m extremely disappointed that there wasn’t actual waifu posters.

  6. And if Meloni were a man, she’d still be a draft dodger like every single one of them is.

  7. Only quality parties with “diverse” and unique opinions.  10/10.

  8. > Nobody has worked a single day in their life

    We already know they’re Italian mate. You don’t need to tell us twice.

  9. TBH it’s crazy just how much salving fucked up with his attempted snap election. It legit cost his party decades of buildup. It’s crazier still he was part of the pro green card covid government. This cost him most of his voter base.

    he should have enforced some type of federalisation but instead went for national politics and they fucked him over.

  10. None of the problems we face today would have happened if berlusconi was still alive.

  11. Every time I saw a tweet from Salvini crossposted somewhere, I felt compelled to check if they were legit and got disappointed every time..Never seen anything so dumb in my life

  12. Berlusconi is the only pigs person I could respect, and he is gone forever 💔😭😭

  13. Damn, what happened to you. Theres only faschists pretending not to be and putin bootlickers…

    Let me give a list of what we have in germany:

    CDU: Your standard conservative party. Head of party currently is a populist who has never been part of any gouvernment. Still gets voted on by the same 60+ citizens who havent thought about politics in the last 30 years, but still vote every damn time.

    SPD: Actually pretty decent social democrats, their only weakness is that Olaf Scholz litteraly does nothing while the FDP actively sabotages the gouvernment coalition.

    GRÜNE: Standard green party. Lost a lot of votes, nobody in the party seems to know why. Biggest weakness is the fact that they are primarily made up of radprog University students and naive 40+ year old women. Currently being sabotaged by the FDP in their gouvernment coalition while Scholz sits at the sidelines and does nothing.

    AFD: Standard rightwing party. Most aristokratic shithole of a party imaginable, somehow still gets voted on by all the poors. Have made themselves Putin’s and Xi’s bitches, currently disliked by many other european rightwing partys for having to many litteral Nazis in their ranks.

    FDP: Standard rich guy party, have been trying to capture young tateists, suprisingly succesfull. Once they joined the gouvernment coalition their results in the polls have collapsed, have been actively sabotaging the coalition ever since then. Basicaly just CDU but with more bootlickers.

    ~~Wagenknechts egotrip~~ BSW: Litteraly named after their godqueen founder. Neither left nor right wing, just populist Putin bootlickers, recently split of of the left wing socialist party, suprisingly sucessfull.

    Die Linke: Standart left wing socialist (unsuccessfully) fighting for workers rights. Recently split with Wagenknecht, their already low polls took a suprisingly little hit. Lot of hopefull people hoping they can reform with the Putin bootlickers gone.

    Volt: Distgustingly naive european federalist radprogs. Loved by young women.

    Freie wähler: Rightwing party whoose main differentiating factor is that they are more rightwing than CDU and FDP but less taboo than the AFD. Only voted on in Bavaria.

    Die Partei: Literal satire party called “The Party” voted on by people frustrated by other partys. Chugging along with 2 seats in the european parliament doing satire party things.

  14. It will be a cold day in hell when M5S gets a vote from me

  15. You’re saying that right wings has worked at least a day in their lives?

  16. Seems like fine place, since you can live without work a single day in life.

  17. AVS is just a PD that has no friends among banks and managers. They also don’t pretend to be tankies because nobody would believe in them

  18. Fucking finally someone explains Italian politics… I still don’t understand anything.

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