Found this key outside my house, what does it do?!

by Shpongle92

33 comments
  1. Its used to extract code from Arch-Angels (However you fecking spell it).

  2. It’s for opening telecoms cabinets and water mains, plus other quarter turn stuff with the square lock on it.

  3. It’s an electrician’s tool for stripping back mineral insulated cables

  4. Opens a portal to another dimension with cheaper taxes but worse weather.

  5. Use it in the nearest power outlet, the results will shock you!

  6. Opens commercial bins (usually the big red ones out the back of shops).

  7. It opens the pirate treasure chest buried somewhere in your back garden.

  8. Train key? A train fanatic in my class showed me something similar.

  9. It belongs to urban cookie collective – it’s a secret

  10. You need a friend to help you light all 3 ends at the same time

  11. It looks like a thing I had as a kid to take hooks out of fishes mouths before releasing them…

  12. Generates a crackling red blade of light, almost like a saber. Be warned though, if you use it, that two shorter beams that come from the sides will cause a meltdown that will eventually cause all discourse on this topic to become toxic and polarizing.

  13. Looks like a lock pick for a disc detainer core that my friend Bosnian Bill made

  14. Used to open the green boxes you see on the side of the road with the doors blown open and 6 thousand cables hanging out.

  15. Oh that’s just a lady giant’s coil. Might want to wash your hands though.

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