Donald Trump completes mandatory presentencing interview after less than 30 minutes of questioning

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1. Are you going to cooperate.

   No.

   Ok I think we are done here.

2. On the bright side, the fact that the interview was virtual means that the questioners won’t find their wallets are missing afterwards

3. >Donald Trump ‘s mandatory presentencing interview Monday ended after less than a half-hour of routine and uneventful questions and answers, a person familiar with the matter told the Associated Press. The person was not authorized to speak publicly and did so on condition of anonymity.

   The meeting was supposedly only between Trump, his lawyer, and the parole officer. I wonder who was close enough to Trump to know that they were “uneventful questions and answers”. Or this was just Trump’s lawyer.

4. Trumps needed a lawyer to answer the questions….

5. He’ll handle the situation the way he always does: He’ll threaten violence.

6. Apparently a standard condition of probation (if part of sentencing) is the felon cannot associate with other persons engaged in criminal activity or with other felons without the probation officer’s permission – might be a bit of a challenge for TFG

7. His only request was conjugal visits from Ivanka.

8. Person, woman, man, camera, hamberder, covfefe, shark, battery, windmill (aka moron!)

9. 30 minutes…so I estimate at least 20 lies.

10. Thirty minutes is pretty much standard for a common criminal, which he happens to be.

11. Lock him up

12. It should take that long to write down all the felons he associates with.

13. 30 minutes of blaming everyone but himself.

14. How often did he say, “That’s a nasty question.”
    “This is a rigged corrupt Biden hoax.”

15. That checks out. I’m sure the interviewer could immediately determine he’s a narcissistic sociopath that isn’t going to be remorseful or accept fault. Not much deeper of an analysis needed!

16. Did he ace this test too?

17. I have no idea how Parole Officers are assigned in New York. But I can’t imagine anyone being too excited having tRump assigned to them. Maybe they drew straws or had their name plucked from a hat. Either way, they’re in the history books now.

18. I’m pretty sure as soon as they start to ask questions, the meeting ended when his response was “this is witchhunt”.

19. *Convicted felon Donald J. Trump. FTFY.

20. >He says he is innocent of any crime and says the case was brought to hurt his chances to regain the White House.

    He was convicted by a jury of his peers not politicians.

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22. -Do you understand why you are here?

    -No, is it another cognitive test?

    -…um, no I think we’re past that now.

23. “They come to me, big lawyers, strong lawyers, tears in their eyes, and they said ‘Sir, it’s, it’s incredible. We’ve never seen someone finish their pre-sentencing interview so quickly, especially for having so many convictions in one case.’ And you know people, the people they don’t notice things like that anymore, have you ever noticed that? It’s really fallen, having the most of something has really fallen out of favor. But as the late great Abradoodle, I call him Abradoodle, the late great Abradoodle Lincoln once shaid, ‘gib meliberdhurivuh’”

24. No convict has completed a pre-sentence interview as perfectly.

25. I bet someone off camera typed answers and he just read them out. I want to see the drug screen and a psychiatric evaluation ordered. No way the PO didn’t notice the dementia signs.

26. Every inconvenience his conviction creates for him is a win for us. I hope he is humiliated every time he has to fulfill his obligations to the justice system.

27. He cant be around felons. Associate w felons. Be around criminal activity. This is typical felon probation. He is no different than any other felon and should be treated as such. So that means most of the people surrounding him he can’t have contact w. He shouldn’t be allowed to go to any rallys. They are infested w felons. He cant bring convicted murderers on the stage w him. He has to ask permission to leave the state. And all the rules still apply. I don’t know how this is going to work. And i hope it doesn’t work.

28. Is mandatory drug testing part of probation?

29. Great. Now tfg is gonna be bragging about his record timing 🤣

30. So- when he is on probation, he is not allowed to associate with other known felons…

31. Did he talk about sharks?

32. “Many people, very strong and very powerful congratulated me, after I accomplished a very tough, some say the toughest mandatory presentencing interview. This is what the fake news won’t write about; that I am the first ever President in the history of our country to do this. The questions were unbelievably difficult. You wouldn’t believe it. I was told by the very smart people from MIT whom I have a strong relation to, that it was harder than anything anyone has ever seen before. And people were shocked I was able to withstand the whole process and I scored the highest! I bet Crooked Joe couldn’t even last a minute.”

33. Do we think they’re pampering him? Oh uh, nevermind, I’ll see myself out…

34. Get fu*ked you traitor.

35. It is not normal to have your lawyer present for a SAR interview.

36. He (Trump) says he is innocent of any crime and says the case was brought to hurt his chances to regain the White House.

    Hunter Biden Hunter Biden Hunter Biden.

    Hunter Biden Hunter Biden Hunter Biden Hunter Biden.

37. Is the probation officer a Republican?

38. I heard he cried. Anyone else hear that?

39. Hopefully, his lack of remorse and failure to accept responsibility for his actions made an impression on the PO.

40. I’d give my left big toe to be that dipshits probation officer. He wouldn’t know which way is up after I’m done with him.