Won against Germany in the finals of the world cup:
1-1
🫰🏻🫰🏻 vs🤌🏻🤌🏻
This picture somehow looks like a picture of British vs Italian food. I guess it’s the greyish tones?
English guys look like they want to sell me overpriced insurance or sue me.
Italians look like they’re going to some expensive party and some of them are kind of hot.
this is about team prowess outside ze game. *The* opportunity to shine for England
Marchisio, Pirlo, even Cassano. *Sigh*
And now…
The “golden generation” haha
But if you look at Roy Hodgson, it all makes sense.
I am not a football fan and, at most, would casually absorb football knowledge through cultural osmosis throughout my life. I have watched a grand total of 0 football games of any kind in the last 4 years and probably can’t name a single relevant football player. I was even a little sad that, despite the cup taking place right where I live, the only emotional response I have is that all the trains will be even more delayed than usual.
However, all these memes start making me want to see various nations fail horribly. Thank you, guys! Thank you for gifting me the gift of international football <3
Italian football died when they stopped having long hair
And this photo doesn’t even include smells.
Which I assure you, would be TREMENDOUS, on the Italy side.
Actually I think there are more cool looking dudes on the left side than on the right side. Yes, sunglasses and dark suits are cool, but some of the Italian ones look like a homeless guy with a suit…
Hey there’s a black guy in the right image, I can hear Vanacci crying already
I can’t even remember most of the English boys, lol.
Hate to say it but I’d give them the organising a photo shoot point. The Italian one is a much better picture.
Hey, those aren’t suits from the 80’s, those are prime discounted Debenhams suits.
Those aren’t 80s style suits. Shoulders aren’t big enough, not enough drape, too skinny. Mind you, wouldn’t expect a Hans to be knowledgeable, with the socks and Birkenstocks
IS CAMIN OME LADS. FAKKIN HEAOL
So now Hans giving out fashion advice?
Look, I hate the British as well as the next man, but ignoring the camera quality 7/10 of them
look hella fine.
Left: Consummate professionals here to get a job done, take one photo and they’re off to continue training. Skin ashen white from years of training in the most difficult conditions ensuring they are battle-hardened warriors stepping on to the pitch
Right: A group of lazy dossers who spent 6 hours in hair and makeup to take 300 photos on the plane steps to ensure they all looked perfect so that their mum would have a nice photo to put on the mantelpiece. Look like a waiter at Ocean Beach Ibiza. Style over substance.
“mom”??! gtfo undercover yank
The Italians look like a school outing. The English look like they’re in a graduate scheme for door to door sales.
Suits from the 80s? That *photo* is from the 80s.
It’s so real that the British photo has an overcast sky, and the Italian one a bright sunny day.
Kane, Bellingham, Foden….
If you don’t win this time you better go to hide somewhere.
What is it with the striped tie? Who looks at a day like stripes, yeesssss
Looking good in photo- 0, yet if you switch the guy on the bottom left to the right and called him Lampedetti he would be the best looking there.
Surely we look better now though.
Euros won: 0-2
Why Prandelli? Worst ct ever.
Ok but I’m half English, half Italian. Which side to I pick here?
Used Car Salesmen vs Airline Pilots
Trouble is, even Salesmen these days dress like Airline Pilots!
Lampard & Rooney are still playing ? Jesus
Ahaha it’s always made me laugh 😂 however better not making fun of England since they got a huge opportunity to win the euros… I’m already tired of hearing “it’s coming home” imagine what will happen if they win
Those pics are from the 2000s. How are you surprised that they’re dated?
The Italians obliterate the British here hard
With Barry on this one, boys look damn smart. Suits even fit, which Luigi is unfortunately allergic to. They do need vests though.
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Won against Germany in the finals of the world cup:
1-1
🫰🏻🫰🏻 vs🤌🏻🤌🏻
This picture somehow looks like a picture of British vs Italian food. I guess it’s the greyish tones?
English guys look like they want to sell me overpriced insurance or sue me.
Italians look like they’re going to some expensive party and some of them are kind of hot.
this is about team prowess outside ze game. *The* opportunity to shine for England
Marchisio, Pirlo, even Cassano. *Sigh*
And now…
The “golden generation” haha
But if you look at Roy Hodgson, it all makes sense.
I am not a football fan and, at most, would casually absorb football knowledge through cultural osmosis throughout my life. I have watched a grand total of 0 football games of any kind in the last 4 years and probably can’t name a single relevant football player. I was even a little sad that, despite the cup taking place right where I live, the only emotional response I have is that all the trains will be even more delayed than usual.
However, all these memes start making me want to see various nations fail horribly. Thank you, guys! Thank you for gifting me the gift of international football <3
Italian football died when they stopped having long hair
And this photo doesn’t even include smells.
Which I assure you, would be TREMENDOUS, on the Italy side.
Actually I think there are more cool looking dudes on the left side than on the right side. Yes, sunglasses and dark suits are cool, but some of the Italian ones look like a homeless guy with a suit…
Hey there’s a black guy in the right image, I can hear Vanacci crying already
I can’t even remember most of the English boys, lol.
Hate to say it but I’d give them the organising a photo shoot point. The Italian one is a much better picture.
Hey, those aren’t suits from the 80’s, those are prime discounted Debenhams suits.
Those aren’t 80s style suits. Shoulders aren’t big enough, not enough drape, too skinny. Mind you, wouldn’t expect a Hans to be knowledgeable, with the socks and Birkenstocks
IS CAMIN OME LADS. FAKKIN HEAOL
So now Hans giving out fashion advice?
Look, I hate the British as well as the next man, but ignoring the camera quality 7/10 of them
look hella fine.
Left: Consummate professionals here to get a job done, take one photo and they’re off to continue training. Skin ashen white from years of training in the most difficult conditions ensuring they are battle-hardened warriors stepping on to the pitch
Right: A group of lazy dossers who spent 6 hours in hair and makeup to take 300 photos on the plane steps to ensure they all looked perfect so that their mum would have a nice photo to put on the mantelpiece. Look like a waiter at Ocean Beach Ibiza. Style over substance.
“mom”??! gtfo undercover yank
The Italians look like a school outing. The English look like they’re in a graduate scheme for door to door sales.
Suits from the 80s? That *photo* is from the 80s.
It’s so real that the British photo has an overcast sky, and the Italian one a bright sunny day.
Kane, Bellingham, Foden….
If you don’t win this time you better go to hide somewhere.
What is it with the striped tie? Who looks at a day like stripes, yeesssss
Looking good in photo- 0, yet if you switch the guy on the bottom left to the right and called him Lampedetti he would be the best looking there.
Surely we look better now though.
Euros won: 0-2
Why Prandelli? Worst ct ever.
Ok but I’m half English, half Italian. Which side to I pick here?
Used Car Salesmen vs Airline Pilots
Trouble is, even Salesmen these days dress like Airline Pilots!
Lampard & Rooney are still playing ? Jesus
Ahaha it’s always made me laugh 😂 however better not making fun of England since they got a huge opportunity to win the euros… I’m already tired of hearing “it’s coming home” imagine what will happen if they win
Those pics are from the 2000s. How are you surprised that they’re dated?
The Italians obliterate the British here hard
With Barry on this one, boys look damn smart. Suits even fit, which Luigi is unfortunately allergic to. They do need vests though.