Rishi Sunak denies he is like a ‘quinoa salad’

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1. >“You said to me, ‘Well, are you Conservative enough?’ Well, here’s what we’re offering – lower taxes, protected pensions, increase in defence spending, a more sensible approach to net zero and a clear plan to both stop the boats and bring down the levels of migration.

   don’t care about literally any of those.

2. By Dominic Penna.

   *Rishi Sunak has denied he is like a “quinoa salad” as he insisted he was conservative enough when compared to Nigel Farage.*

   *The Prime Minister said he was the only party leader capable of reducing immigration and adopting a sensible approach towards net zero in an interview with the BBC’s Nick Robinson.*

   *Asked by Mr Robinson about many voters thinking the Reform leader “is more of a Conservative than you are”, Mr Sunak said: “Well, at the end of the day, on July 5th, there is only going to be one person that’s Prime Minister. It’s Keir Starmer or myself.”*

   *Mr Robinson replied: “So you won’t talk about Nigel Farage at all. You see, a lot of people looking at him and you, they think these Conservatives, he’s a kind of Sunday roast with all the trimmings and you’re a quinoa salad.”*

   *Mr Sunak has come under fire from the Tory Right throughout his premiership, with critics claiming a record postwar tax burden and high net migration levels show that he is not sufficiently conservative.*

3. The Telegraph really is just a parody of its former self. Like or dislike its politics, it was at the least, a serious newspaper at one point. I wonder what happened to it?

4. Sunak is like stale bread with mould starting to grow on it and Farage is like a bucket of fish heads that have been in the sun for a few days.

5. Maybe I’m a big leftie loony tofu eating elite type, but I don’t mind a bit of Quinoa.

6. > *“So you won’t talk about Nigel Farage at all. You see, a lot of people looking at him and you, they think these Conservatives, he’s a kind of Sunday roast with all the trimmings and you’re a quinoa salad.”*

   The same kind of conservatives thought Boris Johnson was a “Sunday roast with all the trimmings” too, and that’s why we’re in this shitheap today.

   Nick Robinson needs to stop conducting interviews on an empty stomach.

7. Quinoa salad is healthy for you.
   Sunak’s more like some sort of foul tasting ready meal

8. If he were a stronger leader no one would be asking the question 

9. > “Well, at the end of the day, on July 5th, there is only going to be one person that’s Prime Minister. It’s Keir Starmer or myself.”

   Even Rishi puts Keir before Rishi.

10. He’s like the rat from flushed away, same ears and hair cut and everything

11. Rishi Sunak is like Abalone, expensive but disappointing to 99% of the population.

    Nigel Farage is a roast potato you cut in half, you’re promised the world but then raise that half to eat and find half a slug.

12. More like the wettest, dampest fart into a jar of old, dried-out no-brand pickle.

13. Of course he isn’t, why would he be of any benefit?

14. Telegraph: The wind is blowing right better adjust course.

    Telegraph: the wind is blowing left better adjust course.

    Who would have thunk it’s a shit rag for centrists.

15. Nothing wrong with a quinoa salad. Stick in some feta, bit of tomato, cucumber and serve with a marinated chicken breast and it’s lovely.

    Sunak on the other hand is a egg mayo sandwich from a motorway service station. Overpriced and disappointing.