Not even Italian and this made me feel physically sick

by Martinhaland

31 comments
  1. Thick skinned??

    Edit: ok, “insensitive to insults or criticism”, now I know

    Then they wouldn’t mind if I tell them they are just yanks I guess

  2. Thick skinned? Lol, the Italian ego is the most fragile substance known to man

  3. “think skinned”…. until you question their “Italian heritage”

  4. Born in USA, never visited Italy, can’t speak ITALIAN

  5. ![gif](giphy|uPfw5o0qXds7k3MQBb|downsized)

    How they actually are

  6. >cant speak italian

    >never studied italy’s history

    >never been to italy

    >mom’s friend’s dog has been in italy

    ITALIAN AMERICAN

  7. Loud, pasta eating, overly sensitive, mummy’s boys.

  8. ![gif](giphy|3o6gEgkb5xqAyMw5Og)

    Italian Americans when asked to point to italy on a map

  9. ‘American’ and ‘thick skinned’ is an oxymoron. Add Italian into the mix and you’ve created a universe ending paradox.

  10. they really hate to be americans… i mean, i dont blame them.

    everyone in their lives wants to be a better version of themselves.

  11. Thick skinned until we tell them they are not italians, then Boom! they became so damn offended

  12. and they say they don’t exaggerate with stereotypes

  13. They literally know nothing about Italy. When I was in the u.s. a few years back I had a guy who’s last Italian ancestor left Italy in 1895 tell me that I’m not preserving my Italian culture because I couldn’t understand what he was saying in his bastardized Anglo-Sicilian dialect.

    I’ve never seen a people so proud of their ignorance in my entire life.

  14. American not cosplaying as Italian challenge level: impossible

  15. Italian but won’t step a foot outside of Joisey which from my understanding is a reigonal joke in the US North East for shit like it being illegal to pump ur own gas

  16. I’m reminded of Paulie asking for “macaroni and gravy” when the Sopranos visited Italy…

  17. Come mi incazza, non sanno cos’è italia, nemmeno dov’è italia, porco dio ste persone sono delirante

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