” there were literally two hippies in the penalty box being chased by the police ! “
This man has more integrity than the entirety of England
The cheats that they are!
He’s not happy, I can tell from the subtle comments he’s making
I propose we do not count this as a win for England.
Gott strafe England
The cup should be displayed in the British museum like all other stolen antiquities around the world
You can feel the hatred there
Has all the qualities every sports commentator needs:
1. totally unbiased commentary
2. hates England
I like this commentator he’s calm and unbiased
As Eusébio once said “The referees always seemed to see only the worst from the opponents…they could not see the faults of the England players.”
We sent him an Irish passport after this
Is this man still around? Can someone please go find him and open him a Twitch channel or smth, a podcast, a YouTube whatever young people do these days, I want him to comment every match of the euros
“See, it *obviously* didn’t cross the line!”
If we’re doing slow-mo replays and squinting at individual frames of footage, it’s not obvious.
I don’t believe for a second that this footage from our Northern subordinates is authentic.
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Least exaggerating Scott
Barry a dirty cheat, real and confirmed!
” there were literally two hippies in the penalty box being chased by the police ! “
This man has more integrity than the entirety of England
The cheats that they are!
He’s not happy, I can tell from the subtle comments he’s making
I propose we do not count this as a win for England.
Gott strafe England
The cup should be displayed in the British museum like all other stolen antiquities around the world
You can feel the hatred there
Has all the qualities every sports commentator needs:
1. totally unbiased commentary
2. hates England
I like this commentator he’s calm and unbiased
As Eusébio once said “The referees always seemed to see only the worst from the opponents…they could not see the faults of the England players.”
We sent him an Irish passport after this
Is this man still around? Can someone please go find him and open him a Twitch channel or smth, a podcast, a YouTube whatever young people do these days, I want him to comment every match of the euros
“See, it *obviously* didn’t cross the line!”
If we’re doing slow-mo replays and squinting at individual frames of footage, it’s not obvious.
I don’t believe for a second that this footage from our Northern subordinates is authentic.