Diddy Returns New York’s Key to the City In Wake of Cassie Assault Video

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1. They keep one under a rock in New Jersey.

2. If Puff was a real man, he’d return it in person and then face justice. But he’s a bitch.

3. What kind of symbolic nonsense is this? Damn, I’ve been found out. First order of business is to give this key back. Wtf.

4. Did he throw it on the steps of city hall like he threw that vase at his gf?

5. I’m hoping some day somebody will lock him up and throw that key away for good.

6. Ah finally, *true accountability* for a celebrity

7. Bro is literally a fuckin Dick Tracy villain.

8. This is funny to me. As if it’s an actual key and he can no longer be trusted with it.

9. What is the key to the city? Is it actually a key? What does it open?

10. Returning a key to a city should be as much a public affair as receiving one. We don’t use shame nearly enough in society lol