Trump challenges Biden to a cognitive test but confuses the name of the doctor who tested him

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1. They both pass but one of them can ride a bicycle and the other wears diapers. I’ll vote for the old guy that can still ride a bike.

2. *Does everyone know Ronny Johnson, congressman from Texas? He was the*
   *White House doctor, and he said I was the healthiest president, he*
   *feels, in history, so I liked him very much indeed immediately.”*

   Not only does he get his doctor’s name wrong, but claims he FEELS that Trump is the healthiest US president of all time.

3. I love how Trump thinks “passing” a cognitive test is some sort of thing to brag about but the reality is that they don’t give you cognitive tests unless you’re really showing some serious problems, especially as a sitting president. Anyone remember when Trump was secretly whisked away to Walter Reed in 2019 and the White House tried to play it off like it was a routine medical exam? Seems like a million years ago on this timeline.

4. Those cognitive tests are designed to be extraordinarily easy as long as you don’t have dementia.

5. Every single element of this story is such a fucking bummer. Deranged media promoting a horse race about which of our demented options for president has the more damaged brain.

6. Dr Pepper

7. The one thing I tell people who are pretty sure Trump will win is that Trump really has lost it. The closer the election gets the more apparent it will be that he has really lost it. The whole shark electrocution thing. The post trial press conference. The fact he can’t pronounce basic words anymore. He seems to short circuit. Wait till he has his big convention speech with the country watching. People will realize just how much he has lost it.

   This will be the interesting thing in the debate. Both candidates are convinced the other had lost it. Biden should be able to make Trump go crazy.

8. He didn’t confuse the name of the doctor that tested him, it was he/she. It was the same expert witness that was going to testify on Trump’s behalf, then couldn’t, in the Florida case.

9. The obligatory: “Doh!”

10. I’m convinced that he was told he tested positive for dementia and misunderstood what that means.

11. Rohnny Jackson is a doctor as much as i’m an astronaut

12. MAGAts: “iT wAS a jOKe!!”
    Everyone else: “Um, nope.”

13. I’d honestly love for someone to just say ok take that test live on TV, I mean you said it was easy and you passed it. Why not do it and show everyone how great you are. Then watch him have a brain fart and spew word salad about electric boats and sharks

14. Is this like an old white people rap battle?

15. It’s getting harder and harder to decipher “Onion” headlines from reality

16. Ok but let’s also throw in a test about American History and government.

17. Who the heck is Dr. Ronny Johnson?

18. Just a couple of old dudes on stage vying to be the leader of the free world looking to pass a basic cognitive test. One of the candidates thinking it’s the biggest flex out there.

    Woof.

19. Does he want Biden to recognize the whale that looks like a giraffe?

20. Even if Biden did well, the goal post would move.

21. projection as usual.

22. Accept. C’mon. Let’s see these results.

23. This is a perfect self-own. Hilarious

24. Trump will fail all cognitive tests, globally, if he debates Biden and taunted if he does not.

    Biden can needle him into a meltdown at the podium and Trump will do the rest.

    If Trump is a no-show it leaves Biden to stage an event with Trump as the empty chair.

25. “I challenge you to one of those brain question thingies!”

26. I think the best test would be a High School Civics exam.
    Like :

    What are the branches of government and what is each one responsible for ?

    How are laws enacted ?

    How does the government fund its actions?

    Those three questions alone should ferret out unqualified hacks.

27. > Get this, I couldn’t make something like this up man, but get this Jack.  My opponent challenged me to a test, a cognitive test, but doesn’t even know who gave it to him.  Can you believe that? 

    ~ Joe Biden, probably

28. That there is what we call a”Non Starter” folks

29. Bring it on. His handlers will never agree to it. They already know what the outcome will be. Their dear leader is already showing obvious signs of dementia

30. In all honesty, I think Biden would destroy trump in a legit cognitive test.

31. Don is dumb, vote smarter than Don.

32. Johnson, Jackson, Washington…where’s my black supporter

33. Biden should agree on the provision that both of them do it publicly on a debate stage.

34. what if they both fail