The new breed of England fans are here, and they’re more unpredictable than ever.

by Kernowder

29 comments
  1. Imagine pouring all of your police resources into preventing England fans kicking off, only for them to stay quiet, have a drink with the locals and behave extremely well.

    That’d be .. awkward, but understandable.

  2. It’s quite easy to predict what will happen. It’s not the 1980s, and those aren’t Inter Milan fans.

  3. They’ll probably drink loads of beer and sing some songs that everyone will get offended by and cry about. Completely ignoring the fact 50 odd Italians with knives were arrested yesterday

  4. Thats what we call a Bartholomew! It’s a new age Barry that likes to drink flavoured gin from a jam jar and says things like ‘Oh I only had a Guinness zero and then left, the whole vibe was off’.

  5. ![gif](giphy|DABhyKTWkqOKA)

    Barry after hans 100th attempt to make them behave

  6. What will everyone talk about constantly if England behaves themselves?

  7. I mean, if they would behave nicely like the Scotts, THAT would be an absolute shocker!

  8. “Fathers, lock up your white plastic patio furniture”.

  9. I love how there are 24 different teams participating in Euro.
    Lots of historical grudges, friendliness , sympathies and antipathies.

    But all Germs are concerned of are English fellas. It’s like June 1944 all over again

  10. How the hell is “getting drunk and start a fight” unpredictable?

  11. The mighty German police biggest fear: An English lad with a pint

  12. The headline makes it sound as if they’re a new COVID strain 😂

  13. I’m going in a few days time. Can’t wait for the police to see us in England shirts, start shitting their pants at the thought of what we are going to do.

    When the reality is we are all looking forward to just drinking (Barry ain’t I) and meeting loads of fans from different countries and having a good time with them.

    …I will be singing 10 German bombers though.

  14. What some Barrys here don’t seem to understand is that the police is trying to protect them from the Serbs

    Luckily the Russians have to stay at home

  15. ![gif](giphy|bmOAO3GQEWfT1eWPgD)

    Barry… is coming.

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