Armie Hammer Says He’s ‘Grateful’ For Cannibalism Accusations

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/16/armie-hammer-grateful-cannibalism-accusations-claims/

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  1. We say this before T-Giving dinner every year at my house.

    Yes, we eat Turkey. Very funny.

    But we’re just grateful for the accusations.

  2. I never understood why he was ‘cancelled’. I Watched the documentary and it was pretty much ex’s giving personal information about the kinky stuff he liked doing in their relationship. Who of us would want our kinky side exposed?

  3. Very easy to hide and then speak on it 3 years later. Funny how time works.

  4. “Now women hit me up, specifically requesting that I eat their flesh,” Hammer continued – sipping slowly from a can of what I hope was red wine. “It makes me wish I advertised this shit earlier. I’m not even kidding, there are like hundreds of people wanting me to eat them. I’d love to consume everybody, but there are just too many requests to keep track of.” Hammer pondered for a moment, really seeming deep in thought before a grin spread over his face. “Not a bad problem to have. Not a bad problem at all.”

  5. Article says he “claims to be grateful by what he experienced” so I doubt he was actually referring to *those* accusations specifically. More likely about the whole thing forcing him to rehab and change his life.

    This is based on a podcast interview so who knows what the actual question may have been. I wonder if they asked him if he is interested or planning to return to acting since there were some rumors recently about it. Sharing the question in case anyone listens to the actual interview.

  6. arnie…please go back to the rock you were under…go crawl back…thanks…we are 100% over you…

  7. What about those conspiracy theories involving him and his friends’ motel they bought out in the desert?

  8. I can’t believe this guy almost played Batman 😅 Warner Bros really dodged a bullet there.

  9. Anyone realize this prick and Glen Powell look strangely similar?

  10. “It’s so funny to me people think I could actually eat someone” – guy that said he wants to fuck and eat women unprompted

  11. I watched that documentary. Armie Hammer is a sick fuck.

  12. I just think he’s a nepo baby who isn’t a good actor.

  13. Because now he knows that being a cannibal is somehow cool if you are rich

  14. Aaaah I don’t know… I always felt the accusations were so ridicoulus and the industry reaction to it very swift compared to others, that he is my go to of: what do they know, we don’t? It just feels so survivable as a rumor that I always wondered why he didn’t 

  15. This actually makes him come off more… um… out of touch to say the least.

  16. I said it before and I’ll say it again.

    I would let him eat the fuq outta me allll day long.

  17. He’s absolutely going to try and make a comeback.

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