the absolute meltdown about this in arr slash socca was hilarious. are any germans actually offended by this?
Funny how they are infact a biproduct of ancient germans winning wars. But hell who am I to talk
But muh K/D 😡
I doubt that those folks have seen the UK win a war either
Based ally (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) you are doing great
We win the towel war against the Brits in Spain every year…and this is the only war, that truly matters
it’s awfully catchy. Hans can’t make songs like this.
Props to whoever brought the mini Avro Lancaster
You’re still irrelevant. And doomed. All we need to do is wait for climate change to fully kick in to see the whole lot of you burn to sizzling pink piles of bacon. Notice how they’re only outside when there’s full cloud cover?
How’s your last few wars went Barry?
so typical of Barry not to consider any history prior to 1900, even though their peak was long before the 20th century
The germans did actually win a few wars when they were still wearing those helmets with buttplugs on them.
There was the Seven Years War, the Napoleonic Wars, and the Franco-Prussian War, they all happened before 1900 though so not sure of their relevancy here.
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Have you ever seen the Germans win a war🎶🎶
🎶🎶🎶Have you ever seen the Germans win a war.
Just in case anyone was wondering.
https://preview.redd.it/flblmdfhky6d1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b80fa7a9d05c91d09d3c8073dfd2175729ce4d
the absolute meltdown about this in arr slash socca was hilarious. are any germans actually offended by this?
Funny how they are infact a biproduct of ancient germans winning wars. But hell who am I to talk
But muh K/D 😡
I doubt that those folks have seen the UK win a war either
Based ally (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) you are doing great
We win the towel war against the Brits in Spain every year…and this is the only war, that truly matters
it’s awfully catchy. Hans can’t make songs like this.
Props to whoever brought the mini Avro Lancaster
You’re still irrelevant. And doomed. All we need to do is wait for climate change to fully kick in to see the whole lot of you burn to sizzling pink piles of bacon. Notice how they’re only outside when there’s full cloud cover?
How’s your last few wars went Barry?
so typical of Barry not to consider any history prior to 1900, even though their peak was long before the 20th century
The fr*nsh are still pissed about 1871
yes…
Err.. they helped us beat Napoleon at Waterloo
Well yeah, and the list of victories is actually quite long: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Germany
Most recent victory was in 1999 against Yugoslavia.
This shit is why the UK foreign office issued a warning about the strength of german beer 🍻
It’s so great to see all the Hans posting old propaganda posters…
… *from wars they lost.*
1 vs 1 Germany would win (back in the days) 100%. Barry always needs help from Yanks, Vladimir and simetimes Pierre.
I remember the English being so pissed at Germans for never winning in Wembley again that they tore it down
Can’t really say they won the game, but Hans surely scored a Hattrick against France from the Franco Prussian war till WW2.
We have to get the songs in early because we will be going home soon.
My great grandad spent longer in German than our team will and he didn’t fucking land
[Someone](https://globalnews.ca/video/10569910/axe-wielding-man-with-molotov-cocktail-shot-by-police-before-euro-2024-soccer-game-in-hamburg/) was trying
Bismarck might know some
The germans did actually win a few wars when they were still wearing those helmets with buttplugs on them.
There was the Seven Years War, the Napoleonic Wars, and the Franco-Prussian War, they all happened before 1900 though so not sure of their relevancy here.