When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
I swear seagulls are basically angry flying rats. I hate them. The UK have seagull proof bags just to keep their rubbish protected from seagull attacks. They are probably my most hated animal, and I love animals.
Steven Seagull stole so much unshielded food he got fat.
Seagulls usually eat dead fish, leftovers or garbage.
Sometimes, when they are absolutely desperate and there is no garbage around, they go for British food.
As someone who comes from a seaside resort in the UK I’d like to thank the generations of fuckwit holidaymakers who treated the place like a dump, throwing their crap on the floor as well as feeding the fucking things leading to a change in behaviour where seagulls no longer go and get their food from the sea but from the town instead.
Con le zampe davanti, col becco woo woo
You haven’t had the quintessential Brighton experience unless you’ve been mugged of your chips by a massive sea bird.
Ah, yeah, I have fond memories of sitting on the grass near the Exeter cathedral about to eat my bread roll with a piece of ham. In flies Mr. or Mrs. Sea gull and I’m left with the bread roll only.
I learned this the hard way being chased by seagulls in Brighton while eating a huge fish and chips.
These signs are also at leiden centraal station because there’s a herring stand outside the station. A gull once flew at my newly purchased snack but missed and smacked me in the face instead. Still better than having my herring stolen.
I bought fried rice at the pier once. Shortly thereafter I was victim to seagull swooping.
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Last summer I was in Venezia and a seagull stole my girlfriend’s pizza, then proceeded to fly back and took her away. Since then I haven’t seen her.
I owe that seagull for doing me such a big favour.
[Ain’t having none of it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NorfFc/comments/r7m1yx/aint_havin_none_of_it/)
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
I swear seagulls are basically angry flying rats. I hate them. The UK have seagull proof bags just to keep their rubbish protected from seagull attacks. They are probably my most hated animal, and I love animals.
Steven Seagull stole so much unshielded food he got fat.
Seagulls usually eat dead fish, leftovers or garbage.
Sometimes, when they are absolutely desperate and there is no garbage around, they go for British food.
As someone who comes from a seaside resort in the UK I’d like to thank the generations of fuckwit holidaymakers who treated the place like a dump, throwing their crap on the floor as well as feeding the fucking things leading to a change in behaviour where seagulls no longer go and get their food from the sea but from the town instead.
Con le zampe davanti, col becco woo woo
You haven’t had the quintessential Brighton experience unless you’ve been mugged of your chips by a massive sea bird.
fuck seagulls
All I could think of: https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E
I’ve fought a Varna seagull and won, wonder if Brighton ones are tougher.
If seagull can get your food then you are not hungry enough.
They have yet to see the dangers of Canada geese 😉
Or eat the seagulls too..
Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach
Said seagulls gonna come
Poke me in the coconut
And they did
A seagull once mugged me at a cash machine and stole £20. I’m not even joking. It was in Dundee.
Seagulls are also turning to predation now. They are developing into birds of prey
[An ode to seagulls – Scottish street art](https://arrestedmotion.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/nuartaberdeen2018_14.jpg)
Ah, yeah, I have fond memories of sitting on the grass near the Exeter cathedral about to eat my bread roll with a piece of ham. In flies Mr. or Mrs. Sea gull and I’m left with the bread roll only.
I learned this the hard way being chased by seagulls in Brighton while eating a huge fish and chips.
These signs are also at leiden centraal station because there’s a herring stand outside the station. A gull once flew at my newly purchased snack but missed and smacked me in the face instead. Still better than having my herring stolen.
I bought fried rice at the pier once. Shortly thereafter I was victim to seagull swooping.
The sign speaks the truth.