You’ll pay for your tires and your oil once the locals get ahead of your plan.
It’s because they don’t have potatoes, pasta or rice down there. So much groceries you need to bring because of that…
They’ll be everywhere, even when you don’t expect.
Some years ago, it was April, I went to Brescia (Brescia!) to visit the city. I parked the car uphill close to the castle and went to visit it. There’s a museum inside, a museum of armours and tortures, the last place you expect foreign tourists.
And well, there was this Dutch family (yes, they were Dutch, their language is unmistakable and then I saw their camper) visiting the museum, it was me and them.
Brescia is greatly underrated, except the Roman theatre and remains, nothing exceptional if compared to a few other cities.
As usual you think you’re clever, but end up paying 14 euro for a margherita in a pizzeria with plastic roman statues all around the place so I wouldn’t really brag about it.
We make then every coastal town illegal to park caravans and problem solved 😎
This year I will them spend at least at the tire dealer
Why would you fully stock it with expensive dutch food when you could buy cheaper Spanish/Portuguese food?
Which is why all the Caravan Parks in Portugal are paid.
*Lose four days driving on a highway*
“Hey ik am saving money!”
You it’s bad when your economy is in shamble because of some Dutch caravans
Then trying to take the caravans to park in front of monuments or driving with them through very small streets in historical places and small towns in southern europe (the french do the same). I have to put up with this every summer 🥲
I have a family home on the coast really close to the beach. It used to be just local people, some drug addicts, some narcos, ilegal fishers… But now its on a downfall, each summer theres more nordics.
I kid you not, they come to Italy with their inflatable beach toys already inflated on their vans. I think on average they give something like 1 euro per day per person to the local economy.
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Based Klaas as always
You’ll pay for your tires and your oil once the locals get ahead of your plan.
It’s because they don’t have potatoes, pasta or rice down there. So much groceries you need to bring because of that…
They’ll be everywhere, even when you don’t expect.
Some years ago, it was April, I went to Brescia (Brescia!) to visit the city. I parked the car uphill close to the castle and went to visit it. There’s a museum inside, a museum of armours and tortures, the last place you expect foreign tourists.
And well, there was this Dutch family (yes, they were Dutch, their language is unmistakable and then I saw their camper) visiting the museum, it was me and them.
Brescia is greatly underrated, except the Roman theatre and remains, nothing exceptional if compared to a few other cities.
As usual you think you’re clever, but end up paying 14 euro for a margherita in a pizzeria with plastic roman statues all around the place so I wouldn’t really brag about it.
What they’ll bring to italy
https://preview.redd.it/hdfmykdgl47d1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=308a54beb2c0e74efe0c2c305a3653ce608eb9e9
Barry and Hans compete for sun lounges. The Dutch compete with Gipsies for supermarket parking spaces.
The real power move is to stock up in Germany where it’s 2% cheaper than in NL.
Money saved through cheap groceries: EUR 11,-
Money lost for gas (heavier vehicle, detours): EUR 10,45
Sounds like a good bargain to me
The Dutch nightmare :
https://preview.redd.it/jbzlbw2go47d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbbfdcec5a00bf8f06f42696bbc4de4b988bc38c
Dumb Armin not understanding that groceries in southern Europe are much higher quality and cheaper than the styrofoam he eats in holland
[how dutch tourists seems themselves](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/036/772/vultouri.jpg)
[how they actually are](https://t4.ftcdn.net/jpg/02/14/45/99/360_F_214459916_lACg19BsBEQiaez2KG7Po1VQybIAhDpJ.jpg)
We make sure we clone your creditcard when you fill up with gas.
Your bread and food is too salty.
There is no economy for Dirk, unless it’s deep fried and there must be a reason why caravans have so much storage space.
When the hot season starts, cocroaches appear… 🤷♂️
Never seen a Dutch tourist and for that I’m grateful
One day their swamp will flood and the misery will be over. 🙏🏻
Those uncultured swines in the south don’t have hagelslag… What else am I supposed to do?
https://preview.redd.it/s83xbuygw47d1.jpeg?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991cee2fe80d78e5bebd76d331b0f98f8ea30965
You wish, Kees
Where I live it’s the three D’s
The Dutch, The Deutsch and The French
We make then every coastal town illegal to park caravans and problem solved 😎
This year I will them spend at least at the tire dealer
Why would you fully stock it with expensive dutch food when you could buy cheaper Spanish/Portuguese food?
Which is why all the Caravan Parks in Portugal are paid.
*Lose four days driving on a highway*
“Hey ik am saving money!”
You it’s bad when your economy is in shamble because of some Dutch caravans
Then trying to take the caravans to park in front of monuments or driving with them through very small streets in historical places and small towns in southern europe (the french do the same). I have to put up with this every summer 🥲
I have a family home on the coast really close to the beach. It used to be just local people, some drug addicts, some narcos, ilegal fishers… But now its on a downfall, each summer theres more nordics.
I kid you not, they come to Italy with their inflatable beach toys already inflated on their vans. I think on average they give something like 1 euro per day per person to the local economy.
Post is good… Flags need to get swapped tho…